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boobs to ass cover ratio

A ratio used in project evaluation in relationship investment management.

A prudent relationship investor in times of financial and emotional turmoil would seek the best relationship investment options to which he would invest his liquid assets. The criteria used in evaluations of said investment options are, but not limited to, the level of visible beauty, intelligence and ability to hold a conversation and body charactersitcs what for purposes of quick evaluation can be summed up in the form of 'boobs to ass cover ratio'.

Having said that, the 'boobs to ass cover ratio', or BTACR, is the relationship between the circumference of the said boobs over the circumference of the ass of the said investment option. The rule of thumb is, if BTACR<1, reject the option, and if BTACR>1, proceed.

The existence of this ratio is justified by the abundance of relationship options that entice investors with cleavage, displaying the acceptable boob circumference to mislead the investor, whereas the ass circumference is or may be much larger, and thus constituting a bad relationship investment option, dubiously named 'fat bird'. The options that satisfy the BTACR requirement are usually referred to as “large cup stocks”.

This information has been placed here for information purposes only and the authors accept no responsibility for decisions made based on the entry provided.
Bro #1: Oi Steve, have you seen the knockers on that girl right there?
Bro #2: Yeah, but the BTACR on that is lower than 1, you know I can't hit that enormous ass.
Bro #1: True dat

Guy at party #1: Have you seen the boobs to ass cover ratio on that bitch right there?
Guy at party #2: Well that ho is huge, you have to stop blindly judging bitches by ratios, I know you did finance in Pasadena Community College.
by InvestmentBankRejects May 29, 2010
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Covetous Jew

Not neccecarily somebody who is Jewish but that one friend we all have who is reluctant to spend money under any circumstances. Be it birthdays or just everyday life they will go through extreme lengths to save a couple of bucks.
Rachel "Why doesnt karli wanna go out to dinner?"

Rhys "Duh she's a covetous jew!"
by rhysyboy93 April 11, 2010
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chocolate covered banana

a poop covered penis, the result of gay sex, a mans penis that has come out of another mans rectum.
Hey man that chocolate covered banana last night was awesome.
by Phil Radar November 11, 2010
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Crank and Cover

When a man masturbates, and after completing this task, simply puts his pants back up WITHOUT cleaning up.
Last night while I was laying in bed, I did a crank and cover.
by SchecterGuy April 28, 2010
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Is an advertising slogan, based on the phrase 'easy breezy'.
The commercialization of pop culture has meant that slogans such as 'easy breezy beautiful cover girl' are confused with actual phrases.
by Jiminy Jillickers September 18, 2006
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Cover Flush

A tactical maneuver performed by a self conscious person and a friend/relative/stranger. In said maneuver, the friend flushes a toilet to mask all noises coming from the self conscious person's stall during the defecation process.
I had to shit so badly today that when I saw Jon Grzegorzewski in the hall, I had him supply me with a cover flush while I audibly shat.
by TRAVisDOUGIE March 22, 2010
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coversation

When you talk to someone in bed. Usually after sexual relations. Otherwise know as pillow talk it's capable of making relations great or making yourself look like a total idiot.
I was having a great coversation with my girl last night and I ruined it by accidentally comparing her to me ex.
by big_boy_BoNFiRe December 19, 2010
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