coochie cracker

When you stick your girl in the oven at 350 degrees and she turns into dust, then you rebuild her and then she wants to have sex with you

Boy: Hey babe you wanna try the coochie cracker
Girl: Sure why not, It sounds fun

Boy: *throws girl in oven*
Girl: AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH WTF

by KMS_Exinity 2 December 16, 2019

Furry Coochie

It’s a fucking gourmet dish. A good pussy with a lot of hair, some people find it disgusting.

Boy 1:Fuck that furry coochie was fire
Boy 2: Yuh
Boy 3: the fuck

by FurryCoochie123 January 16, 2020

coochie itch

When the Coochie smells like fish, burns, and itches all at the same time. Someone may have what is called ‘coochie itch’. This pleasure is often found in women who sit on multiple penis’.

That one girl Ashlyn got coochie itch from all of the dick she sits on.

by Hotness6969 March 29, 2020

Coochie soup

When a man eats a huge creampie out of a vagina.

"bro, no homo but I had some coochie soup before I came here."

by SexiPotatoe May 7, 2020

Roachy Coochie

In reference to a woman's vagina so incredibly disgusting that it seems like roaches could come out of it at any time.

Ryan: "Dude, this girl I matched with on Tinder had a total roachy coochie. That shit was disgussin man."
Bill: "Damn man, that shit is nasty as hell. I'd still hit it though."

by Mike Ooch December 21, 2022

Unliberalized Coochie

A pussy that has been de-liberalized by conservative ideals (meaning that that pussy is no longer good anymore)

Jenna told me that she had recently got unliberalized coochie, so kicked her ass out and had sex with her liberalized sister

by Rionox January 7, 2023

Coochie Conservationist

A Person that believes in conserving the coochie till marriage

Ethan: Hey Fred have you and Ann had intercourse with your genitals yet?

Fred: No! I’m a Coochie Conservationist

Ethan: oh ok Fred I hope her juices are fermenting nicely 😀

by Pseudonym enthusiast December 9, 2020