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Commando clean

when after wiping yourself after using the toilet, the toilet paper comes up clean on the first wipe.
Jane took a deuce in the ladies room and thankfully came up commando clean because she used up last squares of the only roll of TP and was wearing her best white jeans.
by Useless Housewife December 18, 2011
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mando commando

Mandatory Commando
1) some military academies have mandatory training classes for commando type missions
2) a requirement to be naked
1) I got Mando Commando tomorrow at 1600.
2) House Jacuzzi rule is Mando Commando. Same for ladies in my bedroom.
by cyberpope67,BC,Canada January 17, 2021
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Girl commando

She kick ass like an girl commando
by Saveyourskittles August 19, 2018
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foot commando

when you can’t remember the word for barefoot
aw shat i lost my socks AND shoes. guess i’m going foot commando.
by lumberr June 4, 2019
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the commando army

The commando army or known as TCA Or VT. Is a clan formed originaly by commando and tanker. Tca is your average discord clan that raids and nukes people. Tca was formed October 14th 2020
Friend: Hey bro are you in tca

Person: nah The commando army is to cool for me
by ThatGirlAkira January 7, 2024
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Going Commando

It does not refer to going without underwear. It's a bit more earthy than that. Underwear soils, an errant leak, a juicy fart, happens to everyone. Going commando refers to taking the soiled underwear, turning it inside out, and putting it back on. Not ideal, but better than the alternative when you are the field.

Think about it -- what special ops guy wants a piece of heavy nylon / kylar reinforced fabric rubbing his privates? Even commandos like to have their balls cupped by cotton. ;)
On the fourth day, I was going commando.
by Jetaway Dave August 21, 2023
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Commando Dick

When your dick gets tactical nearby pussies, A very common thing, Similar to other dick tactics but silent
Bob: Sam, I went commando dick on this lady
Sam: Oh damn, I think she didn't know where it came from
by Sanitito January 1, 2017
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