Reverse Commando

The wearing of a g-string, thong, or the like - the wrong way around. Either back-to-front. Or, more often, sideways. Often occurs when getting dressed while intoxicated.

An otherwise nicely dressed woman is unfortunately showing off her g-string... only something's not quite right there... ooops... that's one hell of a reverse commando... and a great camel toe while she's at it!!

by Mello Yellows February 21, 2011

valleys commando

From the South Wales Valleys (UK) where men go out for a night out on the town with the intention of picking up a lady in order to stay the night. This is usually accompanied by a toothbrush in their shirt's chest pocket.

sim. Paratrooping

Q: How you getting home tonight Dylan?
A: Don't need to boys, goin' Valleys Commando.

by Welshy_NZ October 15, 2013

Jagged Commando

A washed up soldier who used to be in the cavalry but is now nothing more than an alcoholic who suffers from Post Traumatic Stress Disorder, Chronic Depression, and severe night terrors.

Remember the Jagged Commando who lived next door? He was pitiful.

by fuckumydickbitch May 10, 2015

Suburban Commando

Doing a nudie run through the suburbs

Suburban Commando: Nudie run through Suburbs

by Ru-Kasu September 11, 2015

ki-commando

mixture of chapati with beans

Lets go and grab some ki-commando from Kikoni

by MC2M April 20, 2018

Girl commando

Girl soldier

She kick ass like an girl commando

by Saveyourskittles August 19, 2018

Consent commando

Capable of getting sexual consent from any woman or man.

Aidan: My teacher Trent has the ability to get with any women he wants.
Me: That man is such a consent commando

by avinabeer December 11, 2018