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Commando clean

when after wiping yourself after using the toilet, the toilet paper comes up clean on the first wipe.
Jane took a deuce in the ladies room and thankfully came up commando clean because she used up last squares of the only roll of TP and was wearing her best white jeans.
by Useless Housewife December 18, 2011
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Suburban Commando

by Ru-Kasu September 11, 2015
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mando commando

Mandatory Commando
1) some military academies have mandatory training classes for commando type missions
2) a requirement to be naked
1) I got Mando Commando tomorrow at 1600.
2) House Jacuzzi rule is Mando Commando. Same for ladies in my bedroom.
by cyberpope67,BC,Canada January 17, 2021
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Commando

Niche larpercore term in an online group called N3XSEC as a nickname for users who are pedophiles, predators, or perverts. Originates from 2024 when a user named Commando was exposed for possessing CSAM and being part of the UTTP.
ur a commando” “blud pulled a commando”
by n3xcorp November 26, 2025
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Valley Commando

An absolute blown bro from the Welsh valleys.
Andy: bro im blownnnnnnnn eggy boy get here nowwwwwwwww
Johnson: mate your an absolute valley commando mate
by JohnDoe2010101 September 5, 2019
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Consent commando

Capable of getting sexual consent from any woman or man.
Aidan: My teacher Trent has the ability to get with any women he wants.
Me: That man is such a consent commando
by avinabeer December 11, 2018
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