A person who pushes their political agenda behind the thin, see-through guise of "comedy". Always someone doing a routine from a middle school lunch table based on race, gender, sexual orientation, etc. thinking they're Carlin. 100% of the time someone who's cried about jokes directed at straight/white/men. 100% of the time someone who says "Keep politics out of entertainment" to censor people.
"Tommy doesn't have anything to defend his garbage ideas other than Don't be offended, it's just jokes. CGW ass."
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"I can't stand stand Comedy Guardian Warriors. They think fake laughs hide how triggered they are."
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In comedy scenes across America there are usually only two women. If one of them is more attractive than other she is automatically deemed 'hot.' Even though usually girls who do comedy are decent at best (similar to the New York 6 is a 9 everywhere else)
Sad Comic: Dang, bro. Tina is looking good tonight. I should not ask her out for 3 weeks and just make weird jokes until she tells me to fuck off.
Woke Comic: Nah bruh. She just comedy hot. She like a 5
Woke Comic: Nah bruh. She just comedy hot. She like a 5
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