combat boner

What you feel while in the midst of a battle you know you're winning.

Ex1: If I can achieve a combat boner it would be the size of a barracuda.

Ex2: The Americans had such a combat boner towards the end of WW2

by Tim from Accounting July 20, 2014

Mutual combat

when two individuals intentionally and consensually engage in a fair fight

Originally added to courts so you wouldn't get a murder charge when engaging in a duel in the 1800s

Coke dealer: I challenge you to a duel

Drunk guy: mutual combat isn't even legal here, don't kick my ass

by Phoenixholmes October 5, 2021

Combat warriors

Delay based lagfull fucking game with types of players that make you want to jump out of a 10 story building.

Hey, wanna hop on combat warriors?
Shut the fuck up.

by Miliiguess February 1, 2023

combat nerd

A combat nerd is a player who says skilling is a waste of time with a combat lvl usually between 120-130 with a shit total level. eg. 1600. The funny thing is they are hopeless at combat and camp at bandits.

Grunza: Why don't you train your skills?
Calumforwrd : Becuase its a waste of time, im all combat.
Grunza: Lol, the funny thing is your combat is shit you combat nerd.

by Grunza January 18, 2009

Jak X: Combat Racing

Jack X is a racing game made for the PS2 by naughty dog. It continues the adventures of Jak and Daxter, following Jak 3.

"Jak X: Combat Racing was my childhood."

by Epic Does Things April 23, 2017

Mortal Combat Universe

A backronym for MCU (Marvel Cinematic Universe), humorously referring to the overwhelming amount of violence in Marvel's latest movie "Deadpool" compared to pre-existing MCU releases.

With all the violence and crude humor in 'Deadpool', I joked that we’ve entered the Mortal Combat Universe—who knew Marvel could get this wild?

by Emotional Cruiser September 22, 2025

Combat Crotch

When a male overdoses on ehancement pills and their extremely large erection fights back. The enlarged johnson will then continue to wreak havoc on any other sexual partners involved. Combat Crotch can also effect the possesor by: bruising, major diarrhea, and sudden death.

"Dude my Viagra gave me Combat Crotch last night and it completely destroyed that bitch! Luckily I only shit my pants."

by Huge Wiener January 18, 2012