Man to Gland Combat

When you're trying to discreetly trying to masterbate in the bathroom and someone knocks on the door.

"Tom hurry up! I need to use the bathroom"

"Hold on Zack, I'm just engaging in some man to gland combat,

by Figgy Pop July 1, 2019

combat cook

A post 9-11 service member who walks around acting like Sgt. York even though they haven't even sniffed combat. Arrogant/Ignorant wannabees. They won't talk about their service, not because they saw a lot of bad but because they don't want people to know that they haven't seen anything.

Check out bigshot tony, word has it that he's a combat cook, he spent his whole enlistment stateside.

by Realtime Joe November 24, 2019

Combat probing

The act of tethering when carried out by 2 males.

I met another sub-guy the other night, so we went back to his for a spot of combat probing.

by Clyde_en_Marland April 10, 2019

the legendary art of combat

the incredibly ability to type at impressive speeds and utterly destroy those who seek to oppose you. To do so you must
GRHHH TPS HEHE SMIRKS FOLDS ARMS AURA BURTS GROOAH KNEES SENDS FLYING INTO WALL WALL BREAKS FLYS AT HEHEH KICKS AGAIN SENDS THROUGH WALL BREAKS WALL FLIES WITH YOU LOOKS DOWN AT FORMS BLAST IN HAND FIRES SENDS TO GROUND GROUND BEAKS WITH CRATER FLIES DOWN KICKS HARD SHOCKWAVE GROAOH OOROAORAOROAROAROAROAORAORAORAORAORAO ORAAA BASHES WITH FIIST GROUND BREAKS INTO THOUSANDS PIECES
JUMPS DOWN GRABS FACE RAISES SLAMS DOWN HEHEH FLIES DRAGS THROWS INTO WALL

you must do that but type it all with 200 wpm and basically spam the chat

most effective on Discord

Him: " You dare challenge me?! I have mastered the legendary art of combat. Prepare to be eviscerated. "

Her: " Wha- "

Him: " GRHHHE FLIES AT KICKS SENDS FLYING MAKES U LIKE RAGDOLL GROAH JUMPS LUNGES GRABS LEG SLAMS CRATER SHOCKWAVE BOOM YOU BLEED "

by venturiansonic October 7, 2019

Jak X: Combat Racing

Jack X is a racing game made for the PS2 by naughty dog. It continues the adventures of Jak and Daxter, following Jak 3.

"Jak X: Combat Racing was my childhood."

by Epic Does Things April 23, 2017

combatibility

The measure of some couples' suitability for each other while shut in together for months.

The stay-at-home order sounded nice, uninterrupted solitude, a luxury they'd never had. Until the 96th night of lockdown when she mentioned quietly that she thought Bill Gates had engineered this whole thing, he went to sleep on the floor, and they were forced to accept their own combatibility.

by Monkey's Dad April 17, 2020

combat missionary

A position in which both parties fight for the battle field. biting, scratching, hair pulling, etc. While still preforming missionary sex

Sonic: bro me and amy had Rad combat missionary last night
Tails: we're video game characters you don't even have a dick
Sonic: shut up tails no one likes you

by Vanessa licea February 27, 2020