Columbian Vaporizer

When your mate puts cocaine in their butt Crack and farts it into your face while you take a deep snort.

Bro! Debbie with the tattoos gave me a Columbian Vaporizer lastnight! The coke was top notch, but smelled kinda like shit. Got high as fuck though!

by Toner-D-Boner May 22, 2025

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Columbian Ball Buster

A sexual act in which one partner performs an elbow drop onto the other's exposed testicles, similar to the move popularized by the Columbus, Ohio born WWE fighter Randy "Macho Man" Savage.

"hey did you hear about John and Jessica? Apparently Jessica gave John a Columbian Ball Buster."

"Wow that must've felt great for John!"

by pimpster69420 September 16, 2023

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Columbian Room

A euphemism for a place, usually a bathroom within a bar or pub, in which people recreationally use Cocaine.

Jesus, we’ve only had 2 pints. How the hell has he already visited the Columbian Room?

by XXX_Harambe_XXX October 4, 2025

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Columbian Blowfish

The act of putting something round in the urethra to prevent ejaculation.

Brett had his mistress give him a columbian blowfish during their routine pegging. When she pulled out the rod, his load blew out with excessive pressure. Causing his cock to jerk back with the shear power of his load being released.

by JackieJackoff November 25, 2025

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