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Collins

A Collins is someone who has an absolutley amazing, hot, sexy body, but an ugly face (especially males). When you first meet a Collins you are so blinded by their hot body, that you don't realize that their face isn't so...hot. Anyway, similar words are: Butterface, hot-bod-fug-face, etc.

A Collins' perfect present would be a paper bag, so they can cover up their face, and then let us continue enjoying the beauty that is their rock-hard abs!

When one notices a Collins, it is very much okay and normal to feel the need to say " Coooolllllliiiiiinnsssss" in a very stretched out, sense of the word. It emphasizes the joy of spotting a Collins!

Originated by Quichilla and Jame-Star
a.k.a
Tiff V.W, and Jay S.
Example 1:
"Yo girl...look at that guy. He is soooo HOT!"
"Uh...no hun. Look at his face."
"Oh, shit yeah....but wow, his body sure is fan-fuckin-tastic!"
"Totally, he is such a Collins"

Example 2
"His body is SO fine! But that face....we need a paper bag in the hiz-house!!!!"
"Totes! What a Collllllliiiiiiinnnssssss"

Example 3
"He's got a nice bod!"

"Ya, but lets just squint one eye and place our thumb over his face. Enjoy!"

"Omg, totally, what a Collins!"

"Oooo girlll! Cooooolllliiiinnnssss"
by Quichilla TVW, Jame-Star JS November 10, 2010
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Balls Collins

Hey Barkeep! Pour me another Balls Collins!
by Laurentime October 14, 2008
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audrianna collins

Audrianna Collins is a girl who is thicc asf, bsf with Ky'ara Holmes & Kelly G. Hates Estella Laboring * thats what she calls her* she has beef with everyone and can never keep a man... Thats the Tea Sis!
by Ssp_EXPOSERRRRRRRRRR123 April 22, 2019
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Jason Collins

Someone who is depressed and gets attached very easily to girls he starts dating and avoids hanging out with his friends. Most likely leads to moving in with the girl too early and a quick engagement.
Man, Steve just lost his virginity and now he's a regular Jason Collins.
by miked202 March 2, 2011
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Kathryn Collins

This young women who is most known for her fascination with romp roasts and odd facial expressions. I fantastic individual. Kathryn is most commonly seen wearing her famous updo and strappy head band combination.
Kathryn Collins has a dog named Maxwell, he is in the coast guard.
by Steeley&Fitz February 11, 2010
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phil collins

A very successful British drummer. Sadly, despite what people may tell you, he cannot sing and relies on electronic music devices to make his music sound good.
Mr. Collins normally sings out of tune, but his vocal harmonizers and pitch correctors fix all that.

Listen closely to any of his songs (even the Genesis ones) and you'll notice how his voice is always doubled and slightly echoed.

On the song "In the Air Tonight", about 2 minutes into the track, the filters are tweaked so that there are 3 versions of his voice singing at the same time - the 'normal' filtered version, a comical low pitched version, and his real voice. The low, weak, screechy, high voice in the background is his real singing voice.

Oh and FYI, the 'drum solo' on "In the Air..." was done on a drum machine, so I really don't know how it is considered a solo when a machine is playing it throughout the whole song.

But once again, he is a great drummer...
by 010101_bot August 13, 2005
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Gemma Collins

A perfetic bitch that has a lower brain capacity than a bloody buzz feed feminist. I don't know how this is possible but she is actually more annoying than bad boy carney or Clayton. In other word she's a stuck up prick
Gemma Collins is a right prick
Yh m8 she more annoying than carney
by I'm the real lightning McQueen September 2, 2019
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