uncle chalk

this big fat gay emeril lovin', too fat a head to be lookin' at one gay compaq monitor, ex rockstar, now directin' no one, half mil house buyin', pirate wantin' to be, orange mullet trimmin', gay broke ass lezburu drivin' beeyotch who wants my balls in his mouth!

JoE: You---have you seen uncle chalk?

daVe: Yeah---he's cutting his mullet today...that fat son of a bitch!

JoE: balls in your mouth guy! play wheelbarrow!

by cdubs November 7, 2004

Chalk Sandwich

In an online video game (Socom 1,2,3 etc.) you 1 shot someone in the face.

That fool was camping on me and i gave his ass a big hairy chalk sandwich.

by Silent & Ghozt June 28, 2006

chalk

Chalk is used as a general negative. It can be used to describe something in a negative connotation.

That exam was chalked.
I can't make it to the party I'm chalked, I need to study.

by ch@lkster April 3, 2022

Piece of Chalk

An individual who is exceedingly dull and uninspiring, devoid of any engaging qualities, and known for their lackluster personality.

Olivia is such a piece of chalk.

by coopsndip May 26, 2024

Pink chalk

Describes the chest nipples when they become erect as they resemble pink chalk.

It's really cold, my nipples look like pink chalk.

by Khryne August 9, 2016

Rock chalk

A famous sports chant at the University of Kansas in Lawrence KS!

Let's go KU!! Rock Chalk Baby!!!

by DKRemedy June 14, 2024

chalk bandit

A bitchass motherfucker from Colorado. Known to vandalize skate shops and art stores. The true identity of the Chalk Bandit is unknown but there are many suspects. Chalk Bandit sightings have been reported in other states.

You: Did you see the news? They caught the Chalk Bandit
Them: Which one?

by Norbert Parker March 13, 2023