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Maximum Finger Capacity

The number of fingers - to the nearest whole unit - in which a woman's vagina can facilitate.

Coined by four intellectuals in 'Top Spoons' Lancaster.

22/03/2014
"Met a girl last night, she had a maximum finger capacity of 2. But as the night progressed it increased to 3."

"Caroline has the perfect MFC of 3"
by LancasterGary April 30, 2014
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dead hooker capacity

Trunk capacity of any car measured in dead hookers. Hookers must be whole and not chopped up and bagged
This Chevy Maibu has lots of trunk room, at least a 3 dead hooker capacity!
by Bigdadytid March 15, 2018
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The Fitnessgram pacer test is a multistage aerobic capacity test program. This means that you get no biotches.
Did you know that The Fitnessgram pacer test is a multistage aerobic capacity test program which gets progressively more difficult as it continues? That's like, pretty cool. This means that you typically spend no time outside.
by God Hisself June 8, 2023
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cabra

da place where all the viet-chinks hang out and do gangbashing sumtimes.. also home of the t5sd bye bye azn pryde
cabra is very dangerous unless u got ur whole gang in a 10 metre radius, which makes it even more dangerous
by chiakt February 13, 2005
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hetero capacity

when an occupied space has reached the limit of men allowed to be present without it being and/or looking gay
(2 guys are chillen on a couch)
Guy3:Hey fellas got room for one more?
Guys1/2: Nah dude we've reached the hetero capacity
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Cabramatta Karaoke Night

Kind of like a bucks night gone horribly wrong. Involves a group of asian males hanging out in small dark rooms, singing karaoke and having a gay orgy. NO FEMALES ALOWED!!
Shit – my ass is still sore from the karaoke night
by Ali[G] December 9, 2004
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Flux capacitor

combination of Red Bull and Jager. also known as a Jager-bomb. the combination of these drinks makes Time Travel (blacking out) possible.
Bartender give me a Flux capacitor (no bartender knows this name for a drink.....yet)
by djmx21 March 29, 2008
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