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roman candle war

A battle that involves at least two people, that is fought using long cardboard tubes that launch balls of fire. Using roman candle in this way can be dangerous, but over all it's worth the fun.
Holy shit dude, I got the worst burn ever in that roman candle war on saturday. Oh well, it's a cool looking battle wound.
by watch for stopsigns January 10, 2007
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Keeping the candle lit

Figure of speech, meaning, 'Don't lose hope.' Or 'Keep hope alive.' -Not losing hope
How are things with you these days?
'Keeping the candle lit, thanks.'

Fishermens' wives would keep a candle burning in the window, to guide their husbands back from deep-sea fishing trips.
by shoutpost August 17, 2011
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Roman candle

When you put a lighter up your girlfriends butt and light your ciggarette with it
"I need your roman candle to light it."
by Laura and Levi December 28, 2007
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candle-wicked

The act of being stuffed up your own ass by someone who has owned, pwned, burned, or sauced you.
Guy: This ride is really bumpy
Dude: My ride on your mom was really bumpy last night!!! CANDLE-WICKED!
Guy: "muffled sounds coming from the inside out guy"
by Marshall ZogDogg June 12, 2011
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scented candle

When you smell another mans penis after having anal sex.
Hey wanna smell my scented candle?
by Gotta poop May 6, 2017
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pickled Jesus candles

Those tall jar candles with the bizarre, often gruesome, Catholic iconography on the outside of the jar. Usually found at Mexican markets, religious gift stores, and the ethnic food section at the supermarket.
Shop 'n' Rob in Bay Point has a great selection of pickled Jesus candles.

No, I'm not Catholic, I just like pickled Jesus candles.
by Dr. Badwrench July 12, 2007
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sixteen candles syndrome

its a play on words from the movie "sixteen candles." when an unattractive girl tries to get the a guy that is not on her level, 3-4 levels above hers.
hey man, that ashley girl won't leave me alone. damn man, she got that sixteen candles syndrome!!!
by HawafricanMan June 22, 2009
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