Cal Chris

a loser with no friends except his/her calculator. usually enjoys watching reruns of the crocodile hunter when not enjoying calculator sex.

Hey, nice glasses...you fucking Cal Chris, hows Steven Erwin feeling?

by rithmppig September 23, 2011

cal inv

Calendar Invite

Send me a cal inv for lunch on Wednesday

by sfpepowijfqw August 27, 2017

Booty cal

A booty residing in California

That girl is a booty cal

by Lxctn May 5, 2018

Cal priest

A filthy fucking nonce who is as Inbread as adalia rose and a forehead as big as Mandingos dick

That cal priest is fucking shit at fortnite

by Dildoinyourdadsdraw July 18, 2018

Cal

A very attractive young man, he is often very smart and is very good to be around. He does have a “savage” side to him and likes to shout ESKETIT whenever possible. But all up he is a great guy

Omg that guy is such a cal

by SAAAAAAAAVAGE August 2, 2018

Cal Harris

One crazy ass guy that you dont want to fuck with. He is a gentle giant until you provoke the beast inside. Dont bother trying to run from him, because he can shoot a running rabbit with a three dollar pistol.

Oh shit dont piss that guy off. He looks like Cal Harris!

by Beerdie8 December 10, 2018

Cal

A person who is super smart, specifically mathamatically. They have the ability to do complex calculations in their head in under a minute. If lucky, a Cal will make weird snorting noises when doing some calculations

Jide: Did you see Zev in math today
Tudeo: Yeah, he's such a Cal

by Xx_Gekumye_xX April 9, 2019