Face-cadet

Someone who acts like a space-cadet while on Facebook. This may include posting unintelligible comments (ie. in binary code or foreign languages), changing one's Status several times an hour, and uploading images of vintage cereal-boxes.

Becci needs to get a life, because she's turning into a total Face-cadet!

by The Real Miz Larreau May 31, 2009

Laze Cadet

One who sits around or pursues any task with inadequate enthusiasm. Different from "couch potato" in that s/he will do things, but only very slowly.

Although Hallie goes to the gym, she's basically a laze cadet, doing the treadmill for only seven minutes.

by Bilham May 21, 2010

Royal Canadian Air Cadets

Literally the most stressful place on Earth. A place to meet friends, loved ones, and mortal enemies. A place that may seem nice and cheery on the outside, but in reality, it's a hellhole with no coordination or proper planning.

my friend: Hey, do you wanna do something on Saturday?
me: Sorry, I have cadets.
my friend: I hope you come back in one piece.
me: Thanks but I won't.

Royal Canadian Air Cadets

by that person we all know October 2, 2019

Australian Navy Cadet

The Australian Navy Cadets is a branch of the cadets that is built up of Neanderthals and degenerates. The Navy Cadets shall be approached with upmost caution as their overwhelming amount of homosexuality is a force to be reckoned with and can cause health issues such as feeling light headed, dizzy or you may feel faint, but this is only short-term, but if the symptoms persist if so contact your GP. They usually are approached with a weapon of no less than .22 caliber. The typical member of the navy cadets has a small penis, a small brain and a high pitched voice.

Oh no! Scramble it's a Australian Navy cadet, get the .22!

by ptol in a vtol February 9, 2021

Caden

Caden is an absolute sweetheart and is so cute and your gonna wanna hug him all the time, until he changed his mind and stops texting you and calling you he says your still talking but you haven't heard from him since last week

Girl 1: hes so cute

Girl 2: oh yeah that's Caden
Girl 1: Nevermind he changed his mind and won't talk to me

by disastercakes November 8, 2018

Columbus Cadet

Stupid little white boy who’s a loser who thinks as if they know shit (possibly_racist)

Example 1-
Mayonnaise skin: “all you guys have here is kool-aid”

Normal black person: “Shut up Columbus cadet”
Example 2-
Bland expired mayonnaise boy: “BLM is political”

Beautiful brown boy: “shut up Columbus cadet”

by Rat_chul June 27, 2021

caden

big dick i'm in love with his big dick it's sooooooo big it can't fit in my puss

caden big big dick
me i look

by yguogufiygfigc June 5, 2019