crunk

N.) A new drink sold by Lil' John who sung in get low

I'ma go get me some crunk up in here!

by Marica April 17, 2004

crunk

a combination of crazy and drunk

CRazy drUNK becomes CRUNK

Billy: Man nigger, that party was crunk fool.
Johnny: For Sure Dog!

by knuckifyoubucknigga May 13, 2005

CRUNK

When you get high and drunk at the same time

I wanna get crunk tonight!

by kenny2180 June 11, 2006

crunk

Regardless of it's supposed claim to Yiddish origins, it is currently in use as an extremely gay ebonic 'attempt' at cool, which has failed miserably. Similar to computer geek nonsense words such as; pr0n, hax0r, r0x0r, 1337, which have all fallen short of cool, and condemned the users of these words to the realms of ultimate gayness. These somewhat childish attempts at creating clever clique lingo always fall short and only serve to embarass the users at a later date, particularly when the next generation comes up with it's own crop of inane attemtps, rendering the current attempts passe.

There is good gay, and then there is bad gay. The Brady Bunch was and is bad gay. David Hasselhoff was and is bad gay, as is referring to David Hasselhoff as 'The Hoff'. Very bad gay indeed, like crunk.

by radman's mom December 28, 2005

crunk

A word created by comedian Conan O'Brien to be the universal swear word, see also "Smurf":

can be used many different ways, for example:

Noun: Dave told Debra to stick his crunk into her quivering crunker.

Adjective: Dave told Debra to stick his crunk into her crunking crunker.

Verb: Dave told Debra to go crunk herself.

by Taichi May 13, 2005

crunk

past tense of to crank up. livly, wild, exciting, phat

tha club was CRUNK tonight!

by matilda June 20, 2005

crunk

V. To party and consume alcohol while wearing clown attire.

We goin' crunkin' tonight. Put yo clown shoes on.

by watusi girl October 2, 2005