critical repositioning

The act of strategically abandoning your team. Used mainly in the game of Fortnite.
“Dude are you leaving your team!?”
“No. This is critical repositioning.”
by wildmanhunt January 04, 2019
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Critical Contrarianism

The belief that critics are almost always dead wrong when reviewing a work. Indeed, these days reviews from critics and audiences tend to differ wildly.

The common belief is that if the critic reviews are negative and the audience is positive, the work is great, and if critic reviews are high while audience reviews are poor, the work is terrible.
The Mario Movie got a 55% on Rotten Tomatoes from critics, but 98% from the audience. That's critical contrarianism for you.
by Ubeenbamboozledson April 09, 2023
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Dogg Critic

Dogg Critic, or known as Commander Critic/Xx_Soviet_N_Stuff_xX is a user from Closedverse and Discord that post dank memes on certain times.

He is sometime loyal to users and understands how they feel, but at other times, he'll be a bit stubborn, but it's rare.
Also, he's that one dude you meet in your life that's hangs out with you most of the time, and will help you out.
"Dogg Critic is very considerate."
by Macy The Calm December 14, 2017
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Critical lumber theory

A theory that says that timbering is the most important thing in society, and that we need to deplete the land of it's trees. This word was invented by Tim Pool.
I want to engage in critical lumber theory. I want to analyze the intersection between lumber and timber practices and the law.
by Eushshtb June 12, 2021
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critical dumbassity

When a really bad mistake or stupid action takes place.
When John crashed his Mustang after a twelve pack...he suffered from critical dumbassity.
by mrchristian November 19, 2012
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Critical fat-cock theory

This only thing you WON'T steal and promulgate.
Hym "Nobody else thinks that's weird? They'll steal EVERYTHING BUT critical fat-cock theory! That isn't weird to anyone else? God, I think it's weird. Don't you? Critical fat-cock theory! The ultimate theory! So profound it terrifies scholars and charlatans alike."
by Hym Iam April 22, 2024
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critical coffee

Overstepping the critical amount of coffee one can drink, i.e. havin had one too many cups of coffee and hence feeling sleepy now instead of alert and awake.
"Oh boy, I'm too tired for this meeting!"
"But you have been drinking coffee all morning!"
"Yea, I just had my critical coffee, no I need a nap."
by bustrud March 09, 2023
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