The act of drinking a caffeinated beverage, then soon after having to shit.
Also referred to as Caffeinated Shits; Caff Shits, coffee shits.
Also referred to as Caffeinated Shits; Caff Shits, coffee shits.
Person 1: I just chugged a redbull and now it feels like an avalanche of shit is rupturing inside me!
Person 2: That’s what the Caffeine Shits will do to you.
Person 2: That’s what the Caffeine Shits will do to you.
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Get the caff.eine_ mug.The action of taking a large (and rather unhealthy) dose of caffeine to speed up the conscious perception of time.
Bro, I really don't want to show up to shitty work today, I'm just going to do some caffeine time travel.
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Get the Caffa mug.Caffa is a racial slur towards Indians. It is the equivalent of "nigger" for black people. It is extremely racist and you cannot say it unless you are Indian.
Guy 1: Man, I want some curry right now.
Guy 2: Caffa!
Guy 1: Hey, you're not Indian. You can't say that!
Guy 2: Caffa!
Guy 1: Hey, you're not Indian. You can't say that!
by DnEiCgOgYa October 9, 2022
Get the Caffa mug.Occurring just before anal intercourse, the bottom sprays diarrhea throwing the pursuant off of their tail. A mess that ruins the mood for anal intercourse.
When the two horny lovers returned home from a meal of spicy Korean food, the bottom sadly ruined the night by spraying stank chaff just before getting laid.
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Get the stank chaff mug.In the political world, to get Chaffetzed means to be thrown under the bus by someone you have helped or mentored in order for that person to get ahead. It is named after Jason Chaffetz (R-Utah) who regularly turned on his former mentors or supporters.
Various prominent Republicans, from former Utah governor and presidential candidate Jon Huntsman Jr. to House Majority Leader Rep. Kevin McCarthy, have experienced what it's like to get Chaffetzed.
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