The Country Saddle aka "Cuntry Saddle", refers to the male presence of BOTH a "Happy Trail" aka "Treasure Trail" (pubic hair extending to the navel) AND a "Bunny Tail" (pubic hair from the buttocks extending to the lower back).
I went to Nancy's party last weekend, and her older brother was there, and he got totally wasted...and then he pulled down his pants, and showed off his country saddle... among other things...giggle giggle.
mmmm mmmm mmmmh.
Joyce told him that his country saddle was nasty and that he should get it waxed, but I thought it looked really sexy on him.
mmmm mmmm mmmmh.
Joyce told him that his country saddle was nasty and that he should get it waxed, but I thought it looked really sexy on him.
by Richard Rosewater December 12, 2007
uncle earl shit his pants when he opened the outhouse door and saw daisy mae giving junior a country blumpkin
by alexandrob August 24, 2004
Probably one of the most competitive sports out there. If you are really competitive about it and you lose a race you want to kick someone's teeth in. If you win you get incredibly cocky about it and piss people off on purpose
hey man good race today eventhought I whipped you a good one
bitch shut up before I shut you up that cross country race was gay
bitch shut up before I shut you up that cross country race was gay
by kmak September 03, 2005
Country Girls are a great gift from God so if you ever are lucky enough to have one hold onto her .
Country Girls come in all shapes and sizes they usaully love trucks , their family , muddin , camo , cooking , cuddling , animals , country music , ridin horses , hunting ,fishing , etc. Their are very protective over their friends and family ans aren't afraid to stand their own and kick some yuppie ass when they need to . Country girls are usually the best girlfriends and wifes. They usually were raised in the southern state like Kentucky , Tennessee , Georgia , etc. Most country girls arent whoares because most of them were raised right . Country girls are just so wonderful they are tough as nails and sweet as sugar .EVERY COUNTRY GIRL NEEDS A COUNTRY BOY .
Country Girls come in all shapes and sizes they usaully love trucks , their family , muddin , camo , cooking , cuddling , animals , country music , ridin horses , hunting ,fishing , etc. Their are very protective over their friends and family ans aren't afraid to stand their own and kick some yuppie ass when they need to . Country girls are usually the best girlfriends and wifes. They usually were raised in the southern state like Kentucky , Tennessee , Georgia , etc. Most country girls arent whoares because most of them were raised right . Country girls are just so wonderful they are tough as nails and sweet as sugar .EVERY COUNTRY GIRL NEEDS A COUNTRY BOY .
by countryboy5663y37 September 27, 2014
The Country Blumpkin is when you receive oral sex from your sister while you're "dropping the kids off at the pool".
by Bad Monkey May 06, 2004
typically a third world country. many of which have extreme poverty,high crime rates, and a very corrupt government and justice system. most, but not all of which contain indigenous species of monkeys and apes, hence, the name monkey country. but can be associated with any poor corrupt rogue nations.
somalia,sierra leone,nigeria,bolivia, el salvador and afghanastan are just a few examples of a monkey country.
by biffstu March 12, 2009
the ultimate endurance sport. Its a 3.1 mile sprint across the worst trails possible. It takes brains to decide when to speed up, or hold back, also to execute a race plan. it takes the ultimate mental strength to continue. Do not knock on cross country until you have run the 3.1 miles in under 19 minutes.
by 101_real_nigga December 07, 2017