Conditionerize

The act of conditioning your hair

I forgot to conditionerize my hair so it looks gross

by jacjacdaniels April 23, 2010

Connectionship

A) An individual strand of connection that may be collected to build a relationship.

B) One factor of a relationship.

Sam and Alex had found their connectionships unfold from several hobbies to singing songs and being parents.

by cyberphunkisms February 11, 2018

Conditional Masculinity

When a man, or men, are allowed to display traditional masculine traits such as competiveness, aggression, or stoicism, among others, without demonization by society, so long as displaying said traits benefits society, and especially women. Coined by YouTube content creator R.P.M.

Bob: "I don't get it. When I lift weights and practice kickboxing three days a week, my girlfriend says I'm engagung in 'toxic masculinity' because it's aggressive behavior, but she had no problem with me when I checked the guy at the mall for trying to get her number."

Joe: "That's called Conditional Masculinity; you know, when you put yourself in harm's way for society and women with no benefit to yourself."

by Silky Ink Studios June 6, 2022

Delta Connection

Being on the same page or wavelength as somebody else. .

boyfriend and girlfriend had a delta connection, finishing each others sentences

by delta_princess October 23, 2008

kitchen connection

To have horrible internet connection.

Man that guy was lagging around that corner with his kitchen connection.

by nickanamek August 20, 2010

freshmen connection

A half assed admission to the University of Maryland. They liked your application but not enough to admit you as a normal student. The biggest load of shit known to the college application process. Usually involves taking evening courses until 9PM, sub-par assistance from the university, and having no time to participate in extracurricular activities. Basically keeping you from having a good college experience. And for housing you're on your own. If you like being a second class citizen on your own college campus then this program is for you!

Oh man! Every single one of my friends is having a great college experience! Too bad I can't since I'm in Freshmen Fucking Connection.

I wish they would either accept or deny me instead of putting me in Freshmen Connection.

by Hot Summer Daze September 12, 2013

Booty Connection

1: Shitty Wifi

2: Having a particular liking for someones ass

1: Elijah: Damn Jenna I definitely have a Booty Connection with your ass.

Jenna: Thanks!

2: Bro i can't text my girl because of your Booty Connection.

by Elijah Seyfried June 30, 2016