texas corn on the cob

When a man takes a shit and freezes it. Then a woman takes the frozen shit and uses it as a dildo.

Hey Honey, I have a Texas Corn On The Cob in the freezer. Do you want to have it after supper?

by longhairedluver June 21, 2006

Shucking the corn cob

When a person performing oral uses too much teeth.

"I was having a great time until she started shucking the corn cob!"

by Nopieropie August 20, 2020

alabama corn on cob

the act of of shoving a raw corn on the cob in a girls ass for pleasure

jessica got bored on day so she did the alabama corn on cob

by NutNutBuster December 16, 2017

cobbing me nuts

Sweating profusely

I've got COVID, and have been cobbing me nuts.

by onkydon1 March 25, 2022

Corn on da cob

We dick fat ballz has da best pure in poleglass,say nam kid he’s a we peach sum hole on him ;) should get it out if Yano Yano

Corn on da cob fancies grace but she uses him for gear and sexy time

by Anygear1212 January 29, 2019

Pennsylvania Corn Cob

Eating a kernel of corn off of your relatives dick after they just fucked you in the ass.

No, I am not hungry, I just ate Uncle Scotty’s Pennsylvania Corn Cob.

by Bryoo August 1, 2021

Chocolate Corn Cob

Your friend eats a bunch of corn. He takes a shit but doesn’t wipe. While it’s still moist and caked up in your friends cheeks, you run your dick in and out of his cheeks, while he lays on his stomach. The corn and shit gets stuck to your dick, forming the chocolate corn cob.

“Hey Jordan. You wanna do a chocolate corn cob?” “Hell yea, my wife just left and I’m laying on my stomach playing Call of Duty, pants are down, cheeks up.” “ok I’ll be over”.

by Skilzz March 12, 2023