coach purcell

Beaver ass nigga that can't close her mouth cause her teeth some shark teeth

Coach Purcell go back to your home.

by Big titty butch May 16, 2017

coach book

something evil math teachers use to educate their students without using any energy.

Phil: "what do you do with your coach book after the school year is over?"

Joe:" burn it."

by nilgurpety March 18, 2019

Coach Marks

When an angry ginger who hates his life screams at you for his failures at coaching and at life.

Wow my coach is a real Coach Marks!

by Coach Marks Hater October 20, 2012

Coach Shims

An obese dyke , who favors certain students. She also looks like the lion from the Wizard of Oz. She picked a good career, it suits her well. She can dress like shit, and check out young women in the locker room.

"I ran all 4 laps!"says the multicultural black guy.
"Well I didn't hear you all four times."Coach Shims
"Fuck yo couch nihcca."multicultural black guy.
"Yeah, he ran all his laps, I was with him most of the time."
Other cool black guy.

by Alternate Avé December 15, 2008

OC coaching

A group of idiots who will suck the life out of talented football playing kids

That OC coaching is destroying our kids we should move them to another school before its too late

by WHAT_U_SCARED February 8, 2010

coach sneeze

When someone plugs one nostril & blows hard. Phlegm is then ejected, at high speed, from the other nostril.

"you're outside, you don't have a tissue: Just do a coach sneeze."

"eww, did you see that? He just did a coach sneeze!"

by Triptakers December 18, 2012

Coach Harkrider

Very much of a emotional rollercoaster, the ups are great and the downs can be very bad, also he has a box head....

Coach Harkrider made us run poles.

by A playaaa May 13, 2021