Chimney fire

When anal intercourse is attempted, but those on the receiving end experience excruciating burning pain due to their sphincter not being prepared when the penis enters. - this can cause instant tears and screaming in agony.

He tried to put it in my ass, but gave me a chimney fire.

by PhuzzyWuzzy December 22, 2020

london chimney

When you're comfy and wrapped up in a blanket in bed but leave just a little opening for airflow and proceed to blast the nastiest most egrigious fart known to man straight through your little exhaust hole and right into your face

Tom: Hey man, I was laying in bed and had the nastiest fart. It came straight through the opening I left in my blanket and suffocated me.

Al: Sounds like you London Chimney'd yourself, mate. Why?

by Senshuro November 12, 2020

Jamming in the Chimney

The act of being penetrated vaginally whilst menstruating, followed immediately by (or interchangeably with) anal penetration.

I ended up jamming in the chimney because communication never was her strong point.

by hariken November 5, 2020

Chimney corner

when four women are scissoring while passing around a joint.

I met the nicest gal while chimney cornering last night!

by UR Bush November 7, 2020

chimney mop

A sexy ass chimney mop is a super hot person who's hair is only of finest quality to clean the insides of your chimney.

Bree is the world's most sexiest chimney mop.

by Chimney mop July 12, 2022

Poo chimney

The chimney created by your shirt that allows poo air to hit you in the face when you are doing a shit

Just went and did a shit and God damn my poo chimney was pungent

by Savage creep November 23, 2022

queer chimney

A person who has a large mass of girls but doesn’t date one cus he wants multiple

See that queer chimney fuck the tree? Mess up man

by Dill dol in asscrac September 24, 2022