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Hi I am Callum. I lost my leg in a car crash and replaced it with my DICK(It IS BIG)
If you see a Thicc boy waking it is a Callum.
by Strip club fan October 25, 2022
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the kindest sweetest most thoughtful guy on the planet. he never fails to put a smile on your face especially when he cooks you food. everyone needs a callum in their life.
person 1: hey can i have your last rolo?

person 2: no i’m saving it for callum
by youwillneverknowitsme November 29, 2022
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Callum. The boy i will never forget in my year 6 class, a Callum will always make you smile, laugh and he will always b chaotic yet serious. He makes everyone laugh, smile ect. I love Callum truely he acts like a brother to me at school. I steal his stuff for fun and we chase eachother around. He is the funniest boy i have ever met and he filled the missing part in my heart he is also very chaogic i must say lol. Get a callum in your life and DON'T lose him. If you do lose him, that is your loss. I love you Callum if you ever read this. You made my life together when i was feeling the worse i was. I love you Callum i need you back in my life. Please.
Group of girls: *talking*
Callum: Hey, can i slide into your dms real quick?
Group of girls: Pft no?
Girl 1: Yes.
Callum: LESS GOO *celebrates*
by Thinking of callum rn <3 December 10, 2022
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A species that has never seen a woman and never will. They are all lazy fat losers.
Holy shit, that guy is a Callum! Wow I would NOT like to be him, HAHAH! What a loser...
by Dr. S C Chancelor Uni of Swiss December 13, 2022
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Callum is a type of guy who flirts with everyone even if its his ex girlfriend and is a big simp, callums are usually somewhat tall but not very tough so dont be alarmed, they are very nerdy on the inside but complete opposite on the outside. their way of flirting is very different to others which may seem odd but it works. They are sexy and definitely a keeper but very clingy. Once you guys are over he will be the last person to get over it.
Person one: ooooo hes hot
Person two : nahh hes just a callum
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Dork who doesn't shut up about watches and cars i swear
Callum: hey look at this car
"I don't fucking care"
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Callum has yes very big
by BigDICKCallum March 29, 2023
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