procrasti-booking

Using facebook as a means of distraction from studies or work that you should be doing instead.

Matt: "So hows that paper going for you so far?"

You: "Well, I haven't exactly started..."

Matt" "Are you serious its due tomorrow morning! What..have you been procrastibating?"

You: "No, but almost as bad. I've been procrasti-booking. I got on facebook for just a minute and now I've been procrasti-booking for the past two hours."

by random_kid_clock-in August 30, 2010

BUTT BOOKING

when you sit on your phone and accidentally start posting on facebook.

Dude, what is all this nonsense on my wall? Were you Butt Booking me again?

I can't believe I Butt Booked my ex-girlfriend, now she thinks I'm stalking her.

by wisdumb2oof February 21, 2011

boofing

flatulence, specifically in the context of one's first time doing so, for some high school students may not have "boofed" yet according to a high school yearbook message written by Brett Kavanaugh and corroborated by his testimony about the message to the United States Senate.

"Judge - have you boofed yet?," as written in the page for Brett Kavanaugh for Georgetown Preparatory School's yearbook in 1983. (Here, the past tense "boofed" of the infinitive "boofing" is used in a sentence.)

by Jurispoodence October 3, 2018

Boofing

(Secondary definition) The action of barking done by a large dog (known as a boofer), colloquially represented as an onomatopoeia reflecting the deeper pitches and depth of tone of a larger dog. It is the deepest level of the Boof-Borf-Bork-YipYap scale of dog barking.

*Bernese mountain dog barking* Hey honey, I hear boofing, I think that's a Bernese Mountain dog.

by TheloniousBird October 7, 2018

Tea boobing

Similar to tea bagging (where a male places his testicles in an individuals mouth). Here a female places her breast over someones mouth who is unaware.

Oh my god, did you just see Caitlin tea boobing that guy?

by RCTENVAL November 9, 2010

Booking a table at dominos

The act of ringing a takeaway establishment to make your order 15 minutes before you arrive to ensure you don't have to wait for your order

"Booking a table at dominos saved us waiting at the counter for our food like chumps"

by rudeboysq June 12, 2009

Booming out

When a boomer gets overwhelmed by Gen-Z humor and falls into a fit of rage or confusion

Grandson - "That's cap grandpa you didn't hit that"
Grandpa - "What the hell does cap mean I can't keep up with this young people jargon!!"
Grandson - "Uh oh Grandpa is booming out again"

by JeffdaChef2 September 14, 2021