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Board Time

The time of day ( usually between 4pm and 6pm ) skateboards are drawn outside to skate by almost instinct.
Ex. "Wow man, i didnt even expect anyone to be outside when i got here, it must be board time."
by Takun123 March 14, 2010
mugGet the Board Timemug.

Chopping board

The weapon of choice for Right Wing Pseudojour alist Avi Yemini
Chopping boards were flying from Avi's hands as he attempted to defend his small body from the woman's intellect.
by AnotherMelbournian January 25, 2022
mugGet the Chopping boardmug.

Spaghetti board

A spaghetti board is the act on 3 or more males lined up infront of a table with their dicks out. The goal is for the dicks to move side to side without touching eachother. If one dick touches another members they both have to slam their nuts as hard as they can into the side of the table
Yo lets give a spaghetti boar a go
He touched my dick whilst doing a spaghetti board
by Alf steward February 19, 2018
mugGet the Spaghetti boardmug.

shalong board

shalong is a half assed acronym for "sit-down haul ass long board". shalong board is a tem used when you fix or attach a seat, bench or some sort of platform to a long board to drop your center of gravity for maximum down hill rallying. this sport is usually accompanied with a mullet, some PBR, some real shitty engineering and some deep rooted passion to compete as a illegal underground red neck street luger.
say man, you want to try out this shalong board? no thanks dude I don't roll that way! its just a long board you sit on while mashing some big ass hills! oh ok, I thought you where talking about something else, my bad.
by katshyt January 30, 2014
mugGet the shalong boardmug.

face boarding

The action corresponding to when you’re laying on your back and using your phone, but you’re so tired that the phone slips from your fingers and smacks you in the face.
I was on TikTok last night until I began face boarding.
by Buzz Kill Bill ☠️ January 8, 2021
mugGet the face boardingmug.

long boarded

when you ride a BIG dick. like i’m talking BBC. usually with guys named jadyn(any spelling works)
by dont@me57 November 1, 2019
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ming board

The act of sitting on a skateboard to ride it, instead of standing up.
by kerb stealer February 24, 2011
mugGet the ming boardmug.

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