Chopping board

The weapon of choice for Right Wing Pseudojour alist Avi Yemini
Chopping boards were flying from Avi's hands as he attempted to defend his small body from the woman's intellect.
by AnotherMelbournian January 26, 2022
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board rage

Board Rage:

Anger outburst on a message board.
Usually displayed by incoherent, misspelled aggressive thoughts typed with "Caps Lock" on.

Excessive aggression due to the misunderstanding of another post. Most likely caused by the rager's inability to:
a- get a joke.
b- understand sarcasm.

Facilitated by the fact that most people in cyberspace have much bigger muscles than in real life.
board rage examples:
Not Any Of You Others Who Chim In !
Salective Vision As In Salective Hearing ?
I'M NOT OFFERING YOU OR ANYONE ELSE A DAM THING !
by LaPierre January 20, 2008
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board whore

a girl who has no butt or boobs, but still has 28376638 exboyfriends
"omfg elle that girl dated tyler. isnt he your ex?"
"what a board whore."
by thankspeteomfgh June 12, 2015
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Board Time

The time of day ( usually between 4pm and 6pm ) skateboards are drawn outside to skate by almost instinct.
Ex. "Wow man, i didnt even expect anyone to be outside when i got here, it must be board time."
by Takun123 March 15, 2010
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weegee board

A common mis-spelling of the oujia board, it has become a widespread joke in some areas of the internet, most noteably on youtube, where a video of a different name makes fun of this typo (along with others.) Noteably, it sounds like the name of YTP Luigi/ Weegee, which may be part of its huge usage.
Person 1: "Hey, have you heard of that cool 'Weegee board' ?"

Person 2: "What? Lol, its called a Ouija board."

Person 1: "Ah, okay."
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Tongue Boarding

A form of kissing torture where in place of water, the tongue is used to deprive the recipients oxygen and create the sensation of drowning in tongue.
I was just trying to be nice so I let him kiss me, little did I know I needed to take a deep breath to make it through a session of tongue boarding!
by Relentless 34 September 15, 2014
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Spaghetti board

A spaghetti board is the act on 3 or more males lined up infront of a table with their dicks out. The goal is for the dicks to move side to side without touching eachother. If one dick touches another members they both have to slam their nuts as hard as they can into the side of the table
Yo lets give a spaghetti boar a go
He touched my dick whilst doing a spaghetti board
by Alf steward February 19, 2018
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