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felching blizzard

When a third party steps in and felches the semen out of a man’s arse after he has been inseminated. He then proceeds to blow the semen through a straw at the donor and recipient’s faces, resembling being out in a blizzard. Strictly a class move.
After Phil blew his load deep into Dan’s cornhole, Randy sucked every last drop out and gave them both a felching blizzard
by Mr Puffy March 21, 2021
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Cum Blizzard

A mammoth amount of semen ejaculated in all directions of the compass.
"I worked on a fishing boat for a month , I got back to land an Jill met me and licked my dick and received an absolute fucking cum Blizzard"
by Cone stoker August 20, 2022
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Flipping the blizzard

“Dude I just got done flipping the blizzard with that girl. Pretty sure I got major frostbite tho”
by Jihad McLaden October 29, 2017
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mud blizzard

The action of man cumming in a girl's rectum, then her breaking wind in his face.
Baby girl tonight's erotic forecast is gonna be crappy. They're projecting its gonna be a mud blizzard.
by xHotSauce April 24, 2020
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blizzard demon

A woman who is a hoe that acts like an innocent person
by Niggaballz6077 March 28, 2024
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Blizzard Chimp

A low IQ wigger from the Nordic countries of Norway, Sweden, Denmark, Finland and Iceland.

While these countries are famed for highly educated and productive members of society, there are social welfare grubbing, reclusive NEETs that slip through the cracks and spend the majority of their adult lives shitposting online and generally being a faggot.

They are a blizzard chimp.
Bjorn: My brother is 38 and still living with our parents, he uses African American slang and spends his day posting edgy memes on discord.

Lars: I'm sorry but it sounds like he's become a blizzard chimp.
by zoomcalf August 7, 2022
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New England Blizzard

When your walking outside and then it starts to snow, and then it doesn't stop for like a month.
Thanks to New England Blizzards, I barely have school in the winter.
by Young Jamal December 12, 2017
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