Bible Thumper

one who has extramarrietal relations with their Bible...and for those of you who dont understand that...fucks their Bible

George Bush is a Bible Thumper

by GC Ender January 13, 2005

bible banger

These are extremely Christian individuals who strive to spread the word of God to others. By "spread", it means shoving it down other peoples throats.
These individuals can often be found reciting Bible verses. They will try to baptise, chastise, and flood any unsuspecting persons with God's glorious word.
They live lives emersed in the Bible and preaching its teachings and think everyone else should too.
Lastly, if you see/meet anyone fitting these characteristics, run. Run as far and as fast as you can.

Get away you bible bangers! I have a lot of malice and at least a few oozies...

Look! Those bible bangers are speaking in tongues!

by Bananafish July 9, 2005

Biplexual

Maintaining residences in two separate metropolitan regions

Biplexual Diane has homes in Dallas and Atlanta

by SecretlyTimid April 29, 2011

billegal

an minor infraction which is technically illegal, but which is not actually prosecuted except in cases of personal or political spite. Named for Bill Clinton's impeachment trial.

getting fired for the billegal act of taking a pack of pencils from work, when the real reason is that you're out of political favor with the boss

by benjasdad-2k January 6, 2009

Bible Therapy

A more crude and barbaric method of removing a ganglion cyst (generally on the wrist) by smashing it with a bible or other large, heavy book. It has been looked upon as one of the more effective methods because they normally do not come back afterward and is more friendly and cost efficient than surgical removal.

I had the doctor remove the ganglion cyst i had with a needle and it came back, so i asked Bob to give me Bible Therapy, and it was gone for good.

by Dantezeal September 29, 2010

Bible Know

To know someone in the Bible is to have sex with them. So if you have sex with someone, you Bible Know them.

Paul:I know your sister
Adam:I Bible Know your sister
Paul: -__-
Adam: Yea thats right

by TheAdMan89 March 3, 2011

Bilective

Bisexual but selectively.

General preference for male / female but open to alternative experiences if an irresistible opportunity presents itself.

eg. She's usually gay but will be straight for "insert sexually attractive male". So bilective!

by littleenergiserbunnyyy December 16, 2013