Baylee

The girl who every male drools about, but they don't see her true character. She will lead you on until you fall in love, then she will destroy your heart and soul and throw you in the garbage like a dirty diaper. Stay away. If she doesn't know who you like I suggest you not tell her or in a matter of 3 seconds she will be all over the person like a lion on a dead hippo's carcuss. She can be a good friend to you sometimes. She acts very different around some people than others. No one likes her but they don't want to tell her and start drama. She is always the cause of the drama or in the middle of it all. She considers herself the queen bee and bosses everyone around like they are just slaves answering to her every whim. She will end your relationship in a heart beat just to hurt you. She wants everyone to obey her every command when people stand up to her she'll start a war. I am not gonna lie she has a bitchy attitude. And i am not one to say something like that very often. I wish that everyone would stand up to her and tell her how they really feel, so that she could taste some of her own poison, but everyone is too woosy to do it.

Consider Yourself Warned.

Good pedestrian: I really like Marcus! He is so sweet!
The Baylee: Oh my gosh Marcus oh my gosh you are like the sexiest like beast alive. Wanna hang out later?
Marcus: Sure, (drool) see you then!
Good Pedestrian: (Cry!!!) :*(
The Baylee: Mua Ha Ha!

by Max and Ruby December 22, 2009

ballena-3000

When a man dips a his sack in a vat of peanut butter and makes a woman lick that shit then the woman tickles his bell-end and rubs his asshole in a gentle but ravenous way.

Yo Schuster ballena-3000.
Witcough shut the fuck up before i make your mom ballena-3000 me.

by SCHUSTER! January 30, 2007

baylin

Royalty, Mighty, Deep. Short, fat and probably bald. Just like the dwarf King he was named after, dead, buried, and done.

Baylin is done.

by repulsivefrog January 17, 2017

Bayley

The best most honest person you will ever meet. She is very caring for others and is very nice. She is also very good at school and has straight A's. She is also very rich.

Bayley is the best person I have ever met!

by Shithead Your mom October 17, 2019

Balentine’s Day

An additional day to Valentine’s Day on January 22nd because your girlfriend claims she needs an extra Valentine’s Day

Emma: I can’t wait for Balentine’s Day!
Nick: Do you mean Valentine’s Day?
Emma: No, Balentine’s day, it’s today. I need it now.

by The Urban Dictionary person g January 23, 2021

Baylee

A very trashy hoe, who's vagina gets used more than Google. She's very ugly, and probably has a terrible case of herpes. She thinks she is popular, but really, no one likes her. Lolol.

That Baylee girl gave me a highfive in gym today. I think I got a pound of slut on my hand.

by Cookie-Snooki October 3, 2012

Skip Bayless

1. AKA the Cobra
2. Author of three best sellers
3. A poor mans Jim Rome

Skip Bayless is loved by few, hated by many.

by Kevin May 1, 2006