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San Diego Jackhammer

When you eat pop rocks and give someone a blowjob at the same time
by Jackdimmadomeee July 28, 2018
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Purple Helmeted Jackhammer of Love

Over-ready Penis - almost at the stage of Blue Balls and ready to do the deed.
Tipping point vernacular: "Honey if you don't avail yourself of my Purple Helmeted Jackhammer of Love soon, I will have to go to the ER." Reference Vernacular: I'd sure like to let her experience my Purple Helmeted Jackhammer of Love". Action Vernacular: "I'd like you to meet my Purple Helmeted Jackhammer of Love"
by Yikes for Life! December 3, 2020
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Lock Legion Banhammer Style

Basically a bunch of Angry Bastards who are Flash Animator rejects from Newgrounds who will automatically Ban your ass if who disagree with your ass if you do one of the following Methods:
-Love Joe Biden and Admit Trump is a Devil!
-Say anything about Switzerland or even Turkey Rumors had it that PeachLock is a Transgender Half-Turkish White guy
-Talk about Samegame or Lavagasm's ex girlfriend about Venuslock being a 50 cent Whore in Sweden rather than an actual human being.
-Mention anything Corpsegrinder or McNeb is extra Bonus points for asking an ass-Whooping and a Permaban
-Worship Former Foreverkul or RedbullLock, This will guarantee you to never come back to Lock Legion Discord Servers.
- Piss MasterLock or MP3Lock off the Server, You will probably get a Racial Slur as a special role on Discord if you dare to go that far!

StrawberryLock is no longer the leader, TrashLock is a Moderator now and Samegame as well as Stressball and YarnLock are in Charge now. So, Don't shove a Dildo up their asses!
Here is a Newbie who just joined the Lock Legion on Discord, Little did the Noob know... He pissed off someone and got kicked out of the Discord Server and that's how these bunch of Rejects did the Lock Legion Banhammer Style. Some Clocks are invited but only the ones who don't suck on Bitclock or give Strawberryclock the blowjob next to his fuckbuddy Pube Kermit! When He or she gets banned, they are both forced to watch 1 hour version of Meatspin and it may be a PC Virus later lol!
by Arika Cho cho Butterface January 2, 2021
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The North Dakota Jackhammer

When two women use two double sided toys, one for each hole (bootyhole and vayjj) of each woman.
"I heard Susan and Becky did The North Dakota Jackhammer."
by Wheels97 February 27, 2021
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The Southern California backhander is when you hook up somebody’s nuts to a tow truck and you pull go full throttle on the tow truck.
“Aye man that party was lit last night! Adrian gave Robert the Southern California backhander!”
by The slick joker January 19, 2026
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The ideal name of a trio of people consisting of one guy and two girls who are very funny and hot
Hey, did you see the Duffy woodcock wet william HHH hill rollin oovoo java jackhammers caf at wing stop this weekend? It was awesome!
by DWWWHHHHOJJCAF March 21, 2024
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