When some one is stuck in traffic and has to take a shit. And instead of going outside the car to shit, you shit in your tupperware bowl inside your car and ruin your lunch.
by AFUSA February 3, 2023

Someone who brings truth to the people in a fashion similar to a combat aircraft (bomber) firing missiles (truth).
by slimpaul44 May 31, 2017

When a person is telling a story and some wanker decides to take it's structure and proceed with their own shitty tale.
Jeff: I just had a killer shit
Greg: That's nuts man, tell me more
Kevin: I remember last Sunday when I had a shit and blood came out.
Jeff: No one was talking to you Kevin, you fucking story bomber.
Greg: That's nuts man, tell me more
Kevin: I remember last Sunday when I had a shit and blood came out.
Jeff: No one was talking to you Kevin, you fucking story bomber.
by That Other Guy's Nan December 20, 2013

by Pooper1234 November 2, 2020

A person that will write obnoxious, rude, or irritating comments on your otherwise brilliant and insightful status on Facebook.
Status: my life long search for meaning is over and I finally understand everything.
Commenter: Hey! You got rejected from that girl last night n00b !
Damn you status bomber!
Commenter: Hey! You got rejected from that girl last night n00b !
Damn you status bomber!
by Musicassasin5 July 25, 2011

Pronounced Ay-Vuh Bomber but really should be E.V.A. Bomber, no idea who thought the name should sound like Neon Genesis. But each is to their own. One of the few proven Mini Coopers over 400whp. Owner uses the name as a pseudonym in Facebook groups. Super troll, banned from FB 60% of the time. The Eva Bomber, just like Mini Unfiltered Starbucks admins junk. It's only up and running 10% of the time. The other 90% it's in pieces. The only known predator to the EVA is 1320Mini, but 1320Mini ghosts harder than I do on my tinder dates.
Most of the EVA parts are custom made by Revolution Mini Works (RMW) along with the tuning as well.
Most of the EVA parts are custom made by Revolution Mini Works (RMW) along with the tuning as well.
"Did you see some one try to call out EVA Bomber on how they made 300hp on mostly bolt ons?"
"Probably not, he has another 30 day ban on Facebook for trolling some guys girlfriend."
"Probably not, he has another 30 day ban on Facebook for trolling some guys girlfriend."
by Thunderdick The Impaler November 13, 2018

BunkBed Bomber: When Your lady partner is on the ground in a spread eagle landing formation, and your at the top of a bunk bed and jump off to nail her right in the puss. Use only when about to come
Last night was amazing!
why?
I bombed your moms puss right when i came
Fuck you bitch!
I bunkbed bomber'ed her!
why?
I bombed your moms puss right when i came
Fuck you bitch!
I bunkbed bomber'ed her!
by Jomomschneck March 20, 2010
