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Native American Squash Blossom

A sexual act, originating in New Mexico, wherein the transexual woman mashes her penis in a self gratifying act of self immolation. The splatter is referred to as a blossom and traditionally left on the driveway of the first teacher to use one's desired pronouns.
Scar left Ms. Penelope a Native American Squash Blossom before going to the hospital for bottom surgery.
by Phrackster October 2, 2025
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Squatch-Blossom

For me this isn’t to be confused with squash blossom but maybe a new way to look at something in someone.

A squash blossom necklace is often beautiful handmade silver bell flowers or bead with a large intrusive piece at the center. The piece is maybe pretty but not as delicate as what it hangs from.

I fell in love recently after domestic violence ended years ago. He’s not at all what I pictured as he’s very tall, large and furry lol. He’s got a beard, and because of his hair, I started calling him “Squatch”. But he is delicate inside which is what I see. A former marine he’s extremely gruff about in general but he’s in love too and I see it in his beautiful green eyes.

So Squatch-Blossom

A person who is maybe harder on the outside than in inside. Hard for the average person to see but once opened to love, a delicate beautiful , soft soul.
I love my Squatch-Blossom!
by AJ Flowers January 29, 2025
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In Order For Cocaine Seeds To Blossom, I Have To Think About Dying
In Order For Cocaine Seeds To Blossom, I Have To Think About Dying
by Angel234IsTheDarkSeraphim March 24, 2025
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casa de blossom

Casa de Blossom -peaceful energy
by Victoria Diego November 23, 2021
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Cherry Blossom High

A cool ass game where cool ass people host horrifying and terrifying Danganronpa themed hosts and games to people who are nerds. The coolest nerds. The coolest Roblox Danganronpa Nerds
Person 1: Hey man have you played a Cherry Blossom High host yet?
Person 2: Not yet but I'm trying to get on it
Person 1: Well hurry the fuck up!
by Redlove101 January 15, 2023
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Blossom

She was such a sexy blossom
by Oohhh yeah dadddyyyyy January 17, 2023
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Blossom Always Get Tricked By Bubble For The Fastest Joke In The World For Buttercup
Blossom Always Get Tricked By Bubble For The Fastest Joke In The World For Buttercup
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