Biff Jerky

The act of receiving a Handjob while your partner is bent over and farts in your face.

Thanks babe, I really enjoyed that Biff Jerky last night!!

by TWIMC January 04, 2023

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biff pads

The large labia lips often seen protuding through a woman's leggings, often known as mound of plenty.

"Jesus! Look at the size if those biff pads! "Or "look at that mound, she must have massive biff today"

by OddT0d May 07, 2024

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The act of calming down an erection using manual force in an awkward situation.

Jeez man, we're in Mothercare, biff the stiff!

by Souperman1234 September 04, 2010

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Irish acronym for Big, Ignorant, Fucker, From, England
Pronounced as 'Biffey'

(Irishman from across bar)
HEY, BIFFE!

by Phboy March 19, 2017

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Another name for the perineum the space between your bum hole and your balls.

I have a sweaty bishops biff.

by Haytertom August 05, 2019

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When one’s biff has come to a near close, and one of the boys inhales the remains to maximise “bifficiency”

“Mate this biff is out man!”

“Nah mate just sniff the biff!”

by J.D.Wetherspoon November 20, 2020

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To eat quickly, particularly in reference to large quantities of unhealthy food.

I'm late but hungry so I will biff down the entire cake then run to catch the train.

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