banjo titties

Large flat breasts that resemble the resonator head of a banjo...

"That chick has a really

nice ass....Too bad she has banjo titties and a butter face."

by Definitelyjim March 13, 2022

Banjos The Food Chain

Purveyors of the World's Best Banjo.

yesterday, we went to the Banjos the food chain

by bnashik November 23, 2021

Banjo Handjo

A sexual act in which two first cousins engage in a typical hand job. Also know as the Hillbilly Handy. It's a highly sought after achievement among men in southern USA

Last year's NYE, I started to engage sexually with my first cousin. At first, we just made out, but it slowly progressed to Banjo Handjos from her and fingering from me.

by Typical Lewd Wedding November 15, 2016

Banjo Strummer

A Banjo Strummer is a person often from the hills of a southern state that may have high levels of heavy metals in their body and may be slightly handicapped. The term was derived from the movie Deliverance where a group of handicapped southerners played the banjo and raped passersby.

From “I Was Bitten” on the Discovery Channel. A BANJO STRUMMER was in China and wanted to see the elephants. He thought he was on a bus full of other tourists, but they were actually Chinese people. He found the elephants. They attacked and eviscerated him. He decided he was going to “disconnect” his heart by reaching inside and squeezing it. Rather than talk he “hooted” to tell some passersby he was injured.

by Banjo 1 December 13, 2009

RIP THE BANJO

THE ACT OF RIPPING THE CONNECTIVE SKIN BETWEEN FORESKIN AND PENIS SHAFT. USUALLY OCCURS WHEN GOING TOO HARD DURING SEXUAL INTERCOURSE MOST COMMONLY OCCURS TO GENTLEMAN WITH THE NAME JACK.

HAVING A HUGE NIGHT OUT ON THE PISS WITH THE BOYS, THAT ALWAYS LEADS TO MULTIPLE FATTIES, BEERS AND PUNTS.

JACK "STOP! STOP! GET OFF OF ME!"

TYLER "WHATS WRONG WHY IS THERE BLOOD EVERYWHERE?"
JACK "I'VE RIPPED MY FUCKING BANJO YOU DUMB BITCH!"

"LETS FUCKING RIP THE BANJO OFF IT TONIGHT BOYS!"

by Mr. Prong July 14, 2020

banjo

a term used to indicate when one has to take a dump

"I really need to banjo, man" or "Excuse me, imma go banjo for one sec"

by mistersedge March 11, 2019

Witchitaw Banjo

This is a person who is the chillist of chill people

Quite bein an ass be a witchitaw banjo.

Look he is a witchitaw banjo.

by kurtlee Weidner August 28, 2009