by Someonethatdoesntexistlol January 2, 2024

John: did You hear the rat threatened to make me into a sloppy average joe
Bruce: shit man that’s wild
Bruce: shit man that’s wild
by Hannibal the cannibal February 15, 2019

You use this term when you don't want to be racist and use the word Nigger
Also defines you as a really thick guy
Also defines you as a really thick guy
by HughMong October 12, 2016

by ragingclaw November 21, 2022

Austrian officer: "Holy cow! This tiny little fun-sized French guy is running rings around us!"
Napoleon: "HEY! I'M AVERAGE HEIGHT FOR THE TIME YOU JERK!"
Napoleon: "HEY! I'M AVERAGE HEIGHT FOR THE TIME YOU JERK!"
by AustriaHungaryChi-Ha-Tan December 31, 2022

(Adj.) A 5’9 guy who is decent looking, moderately athletic and is only funny by quoting movies and being loud.
The average guy’s tinder profile said that he was 5’10, that he almost played basketball in college if it weren’t for the tendinitis in his knee and all his quotes are from Anchorman 2.
by Average Rob October 24, 2019
