When one, of asian decent, goes against a single of multiple sterotype. Being a 'Fail Asian' can result in:
a) Getting below a 95% in any class
b) Not playing the violin, piano, flute
c) Eating food not of asian decent (chicken nuggets)
d) Failing at videogames at their first go
e) Not possessing the ability to use chopsticks
a) Getting below a 95% in any class
b) Not playing the violin, piano, flute
c) Eating food not of asian decent (chicken nuggets)
d) Failing at videogames at their first go
e) Not possessing the ability to use chopsticks
Asian 1: Wow look at Tommy eating those chicken nuggets!
Asian 2: Too make it worse, he not even using chopsticks!
Both: Fail Asian!
Asian 2: Too make it worse, he not even using chopsticks!
Both: Fail Asian!
by SpellandGrammarChecker December 26, 2008
Get the Fail Asianmug. Asians in western countries whose entire identity revolves around boba tea, anime and complaining about parents.
by Gordak September 27, 2020
Get the Boba asianmug. any grade under 90
by holler8888889 January 17, 2009
Get the Asian failmug. 1.) A psychosomatic disorder, often associated with pseudo-Jamaican men, caused by an obsession with pettite women of a yellow complexion.
2.) A highly potent case of yellow fever.
3.) The distinct feeling titilation associated with working on a computer science project with multiple asian women.
2.) A highly potent case of yellow fever.
3.) The distinct feeling titilation associated with working on a computer science project with multiple asian women.
by Bob the Biiilder May 1, 2007
Get the Asian spreadmug. Refers to how it is difficult to tell the age of an asian as they always appear younger than they are. They have the illusion of looking young forever.
"Can I see some ID please?" - cashier
"Sure, but I'm 29 years old" - asian suffering from asian illusion
"Sorry, I thought you were under-age!" - cashier
" No, it's just the asian illusion" - asian suffering from asian illusion
"Sure, but I'm 29 years old" - asian suffering from asian illusion
"Sorry, I thought you were under-age!" - cashier
" No, it's just the asian illusion" - asian suffering from asian illusion
by Princeout July 1, 2011
Get the asian illusionmug. n. a person who is lenient when it comes to certain situations that are making one's mind in an altered state of consciousness (possibly thinking too fast, having too many thoughts at once, or overthinking in general) therefore, despite the given situation he/she tends to stay clam and sort things out despite the shit he/she has to deal with.
"I cannot explain—my brain is on fire, I think—but try to judge with lenience."
-Margarita's Soul,
Ingraham Lovell
n. a compassionate person
"I cannot explain—my brain is on fire, I think—but try to judge with lenience."
-Margarita's Soul,
Ingraham Lovell
n. a compassionate person
She's like a mild spice with a rich flavor.
How come?
Well, every time she volunteers for the victims all she gets assigned to is do all the dirty work and still be fine with that.
That clearly shows her compassion.
Yea, an asian paprika.
How come?
Well, every time she volunteers for the victims all she gets assigned to is do all the dirty work and still be fine with that.
That clearly shows her compassion.
Yea, an asian paprika.
by Carnet Tusco May 6, 2017
Get the asian paprikamug. Having an Asian bladder is to have a small bladder that can't hold too much so you need the toilet. It can also mean that you need the toilet at the worst times possible.
by Asian Bladder Girl July 30, 2017
Get the asian bladdermug.