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Apocalypse Girl

A girl who has sex with a large number of men with no regard for her relationship status or personal health. Similar to the act of storing a lot of meat in a freezer in preparation for the impending apocalypse.

Shorter terms can be A-slut or A-hoe.
"Bro, look at that chick out there on the d-floor in the tight black dress and big boots."
"Yeah man, don't tap that, she's a huge Apocalypse Girl, you'll probably get the herp er' somethin."
"Man, there's so many of those A-sluts these days.. shit."
by Murc March 14, 2014
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apocalypse skill

A skill, usually done with the aid of technology, which is completely pointless to learn how to do manually, as one would only lose access to technology in an apocalypse scenario, but that skill would be completely useless in an apocalypse.
"Hey Brie, can you help me out with MLA format?"
"No way Thomas, that's a total apocalypse skill. Just use a computer!"
by Game of Thrones stole my name October 10, 2016
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Apocalypse envy

"gosh religious people have a lot of pent up apocalypse envy, I sure hope a giant meteor whipes us out before the next election."
by peat pulp July 1, 2016
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Apocalyptic Cats

Cats that start worldwide disaster by wasting all the metal by eating cat food and they eat all the fish so no more marine life and they kill all the rats and mice so there is too many mousetraps and cheese then the humans tred on the moustraps and die and the cats drink all the milk so the cows have to boost production and they get so tired that they die and they are being led by a Cat-aclysmic Cat.
Cat lover: I have 100 Apocalyptic cats and a Cat-aclysmic Cat
Cat hater: Finally! My cat cannon will come in use!
Cat lover: Hey what?? NO!
Cat hater: Yes! They will start apocalypse!
Cat lover: They are my cats, you can't do anything about them.
Cat hater: World War III! Prepare to die sucker!
by Horse Power January 2, 2017
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Apocalypse

Zombie apocalypse - when most of worlds population will be vanished and it's basaically the end of the world.

Some people say that before elections: If _____ gets elected this will be the end of the world.

If WW3 happens this is most likely to be called apocalypse.

Also when human population will decrease feom some extreme reasons (virus or something), anarchy will begin and there won't be any laws, large cities fall, everyone is now an outlaw and an enemy.

And now, in 21st century if global warming(real problemthese days) releases some lethal microbes from the permafrost black death(plague) could return.

In 21st or 22nd century(most likely in early 22nd) polution (which is already a problem)can cause apocalypse. Most people will die from poisoned water and food , others of starvation.

If "evil" aliens invade our planet and we willl not be able to fight them we will probably get killed or we will have to become one of them(they will force the evolution and speed it up).

If nuclear war happens.

And like this asteroid that meant end for the dinosaurs we could also get hit from some kind of big asteroid.

If thanos snaps his fingers everal times...
by SuperCoolKAJ April 30, 2019
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apocalyptic anxiety

A form of anxiety, where one experiences panic attacks when they think of apocalyptic scenarios. For example; environmental disasters like global warming, tsunamis and earthquakes
Frank: The turtles are dying bro

Me: “expresses my apocalyptic anxiety by reeeing like no tomorrow
by Tes Tickles September 23, 2019
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Apocalypse

What a nice day to take a walk in an apocalypse
by A pimp named slickback May 15, 2020
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