anthony

weird guy who is bald

that one guy anthony is bale

by marmar101 September 18, 2021

Anthony

Anthony is a name given to the most crippled person in history. People who are named Anthony more than likely are short and have anger problems, they do not relate to anybody and mainly suffer from a rare condition called Button Syndrome. He is quick to judge yet the judgement should be applied upon himself. Little to no love is occupied in this persons heart. Name originated from pagan Vikings that remained practicing pagan ways when others were converted to Christianity in the turn of the 12th century.

Ye have little faith Anthony.

by Joe Woppler April 13, 2018

Anthony

Anthony is the type of guy that doesnt like attention. He is always wanting to isolate himself away from reality because he has a difficult time making friends. Nobody even bothers to come up to one and asks to talk or wants to be friends with him. Anthonys can either be boring and not fun to be around or the life of the party. But in reality, theyre just plain. Girls tend to ignore or stay away from him because of how he looks and will say something to their friends about his appearance. They had their hearts broken too many times to want to even be in a relationship and their sex life is miserable. If I were you, dont be so haste to date an Anthony because they might not be worth it in the end.

Girl 1: Eww, who is that weird looking boy?
Girl 2: Thats Anthony. He's quiet, but nobody likes him

Girl 1: Haha, he'll probably stay single forever

by Nobodylikeshim July 18, 2022

Anthony

Generally the most spastic retarded kid ever. He will always try to fight even if he can’t. Generally a big pussy and overall spastic

Wow. Anthony’s a total moron

by Big Balls Monday October 31, 2019

Anthony

Anthony is the most gay guy you will ever meet.

Girl: That guy must be an Anthony

by Hehfjf April 18, 2019

Anthony

He's gay. (Interchangable with Antony and other spellings)

Person 1: Anthony is gay
Person 2: yeah
Anthony : I'm not gay ReeeeeEWzE I've been with woMEN REEEEeeE

by totally not kris October 19, 2021

Anthony

A kind, pure bred Italian man who expects nothing but the best quality at all times, and is prone to throwing mild to severe conniptions at a moments notice.

Person 1: Where are you staying?
Anthony: Shangri-La, obviously. What about you?
Person 1: At the Hilton.

Anthony: Don’t even get me STARTED on that hotel. I want to throw a conniption just thinking about it.

by lalamaree December 27, 2018