ugly stupid asshole dickface who tends to think hes really sick by wheeling all the niners. everybody hates him but he thinks everyone loves him. it takes alot for an andrew to fall for a girl but he becomes really jelous and tends to lie and make things up to get over girls. andrew is also a phsyco drug addict who sells drugs in alleys and and will rip you off because he's a selfish little bitch. an andrew is a freak who at first you may think oh hey he's a really cool guy... but when you get to know him you're like aw fuck this kids fucked in the head, gottaa get away. basically, if you meet an andrew just try to avoid him and if you're friends with an andrew, GET THE HELL OUT OF THERE!
niner 1: omg i totally just met this guy named andrew!
niner 2: holy shit, i was there once. those andrews are crazy phsyco mother f*cker bitches! get out while you can!
niner 1: wow that would explain why he ended the date early so he could make a drug deal in the alley!
niner 2: holy shit, i was there once. those andrews are crazy phsyco mother f*cker bitches! get out while you can!
niner 1: wow that would explain why he ended the date early so he could make a drug deal in the alley!
by annoyedbitches September 11, 2011
Andrew is a dick. He is the ruddest kid. He will hve a crush on you once in your life and then when you get older and "Prettier" he will pretend you the grosses kid ever. He doesn't care if he hurts anyone. He is an ass.
by Tayo13 July 02, 2014
Andrewism is the way someone by the name of Andrew usually acts towards people, or situations in general. Andrews are usually seen in a positive light, but Andrewism is more negative. It is usually used by Andrews who are in a bad mood which for some that's everyday, because for Andrews life is usually not that bad but turns out life still blows. So Andrewism is just what you call when they say unnecessarily mean things to literally anyone. Usually in a way that is meant to be funny to anyone who isn't being said shit about them. Andrewism also radiates the highest level of Sodium known to man, and has a toxicity level higher than Hydrogen cyanide, Nitrous oxide, Phosgene, Potassium cyanide combined due to many Andrew's several hours is researching and hyper analyzing X-Box live game chats for several hours they have the potential of creating levels of Sodium that are deadlier to intake than eating an entire salt farm. Andrewism can also be taken in how some Andrews say "facts" that have no structure or proof, but how they say it makes you think "Huh maybe he's saying the truth" when in reality he is improvising on the spot on what he's saying, but that comes from all Andrews on a Monday through Wednesday basis.
"Why is Andrew being so rude today?"
"He's just doing a bit of Andrewism right now, don't worry he'll be fine tomorrow."
"He's just doing a bit of Andrewism right now, don't worry he'll be fine tomorrow."
by Anderstan Von Danneberg January 04, 2023
gay ass dude that will fuck any male he sees. also very horny and loves to stick his penis into pillows. looks like a condom.
by rowleek cnnaw October 28, 2019
He will not forgive those who have hurt him. He cares for the women around him. He loves joking around and sometimes can make you cry. But, he will show you to laugh at things around you. Andrews will call you at night.
by Grav1tytears1 November 23, 2021
The biggest goob you will ever meet. If you are lucky enough to ever meet one, you know he will be in your life forever. He is the most loveable and most amazing human being you will ever meet. A wiz in the sheets and a babe on the streets, he will make you smile and laugh without even trying. Andrew is the person you will permanently tattoo on your body because that’s how much you will live him.
by Goofiestgoob123 February 14, 2023
Andrew is an idiot. He is very stupid and always poops himself. He is a dumb liar and treats his friends and gf like crap.
Andrew is so dumb.
by flashynasty May 10, 2020