anal-glaucoma

another word for taking a sick day from work or school when you really aren't sick
I called work and took an anal-glaucoma day. I'm still hung over from last night.

I took an anal-glaucoma day from school. I just could not see my ass anywhere but home today.
by Raina Thomas September 04, 2007
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anal bifida

Anal bifida is an unbelievable defect caused by the incomplete formation of the assholium during proctogenesis. If the anal aperture is freakishly flabby, some portion of the rectum may cantilever like a festive pink party balloon beyond the anal chasm.

Anal bifida is one of the bifidas.
She is gorgeous despite her anal bifida.

Anal bifida: We will find a cure!
by rod sewert September 02, 2010
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anal syrup

The whitish stuff that comes out of the anus after an intense anal pounding, provided proper rectum cleansing. Some inexperienced kids might think it's anal cum, but of course that is ridiculous. The opposite of anal mustard.
She surely got fucked in the ass as some anal syrup in her pants showed.
by lilijor January 10, 2016
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ANAL

One in which a girl doesn't want to fuck in and if a guy does he's gay.

A part in your butt also called "Anus" where you poop shit out. So why the fuck would you wanna fuck someone there. IT'S USED FOR POOP.
ANAL
Person 1: Aww I ate hot fries and my anus burns

Person 2: Dude, I hate when that happens.
Person 1: yeah wait til I shit then it'll really burn
Person 2: Dude Yeah your butt is going to hurtttt dawgg
by ○Mythology● March 01, 2017
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Anal badgers

Badgers who crawl into ones ani or anuses and eat shit. very common
HOLY FUCKING SHIT THERES ANAL BADGERS EATING MY SHIT IN MY ANUS
by Oiytefjge July 25, 2014
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anal muzzling

When one inserts their fist into one's asshole (usually another's) to muzzle a fart. It's like anal fisting, but the partner must be farting.
Girl: I think I'm going to fart.
Boy: YOU BETTER FUCKING NOT!
Boy: *intense anal muzzling*
by LeoGzz August 06, 2014
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anal limp

When you get fucked so hard in the ass you limp around like you're about to shit yourself.
Look at Taylor's anal limp, she got fucked so hard in that porno she did.
by Bm445 October 21, 2015
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