I'm A Real American

Hulk Hogan's theme tune

I'm a Real American,
Fight for the rights of every men,
I'm a Real American,
Fight for what's right, fight for your life!

by Mister Ignorant May 11, 2004

Native American

The original peoples of the United States. They're also the only race that you need a piece of paper that says you're of native blood. While more Native Americans are becoming more aggravated by the process of government determining who's really "Indian". Some nations are beginning to talk about dropping it completely because it's decreasing the Native American population. This is also a politically correct term used to refer to the indigenous people of the American Continents.

There are also many African Americans that are descended of Native Americans but because of the "Blood Quantum Law" and the fact that most people of mixed African American and Native American descent don't live on reservations. Many African Americans don't take an interest in that part of their heritage and as a result the Native American population continues to drop, however there has been a recent increase in more people with that mixed background are becoming enrolled into their respective tribe/tribes.

Hi I'm Mike.

Teacher: Hi Mike. Wow you're handsome what are you mixed with?

Mike: I'm not mixed I"m full blood Native Ameican from the Delware tribe.

Teacher: Oh really..where's your proof?

Mike: Proof?

Teacher:Yeah your indian papers. You can't claim to be Native Ameican and not have Certificate of Degree of Indian Blood with you.

Mike: Oh I forgot it in my Bible at home.

Teacher: You go to church? but you're Native American don't you just talk to the spirits??

Mike: I'm Christian sorry if that shocks you. (As he walks away)

Teacher: Well I guess you're not a real Indian but you do have color in your skin I'll but you down as Black.

by mc of prayer August 17, 2009

salvadorian american

someone born in the US with Salvadorian descent. Usually live in cities like L.A, Houston, Washington DC, New York,Boston and Miami. Very proud of their descent.

Salvadorian American put El Salvador before the US.

by Latina shorty July 15, 2008

American Pi Day

March 14th. It's American Pi Day because of the way dates are written in in the American style, with the month preceding the day. In countries that write the day preceding the month, Pi Day is more properly celebrated on 22nd of July.

Albert Einstein was born on March 14th. He had to move to America in the 1930s in order to take advantage of it being American Pi Day there.

by DrEnglish March 14, 2010

American Salad

A salad that defeats the purpose of eating a salad by having large amounts of fatty ingredients such as cheese, bacon bits, and heavy dressing. Eaten by many Americans, who are used to overindulging.

I put tons of cheese, bacon, and dressing on my salad. It's no longer a healthy salad. It is now an American Salad.

by sweet_sagittarius December 31, 2011

American trucker

A technique of male masturbution, normally when the guy puts his hand on his dick when he's hard then moves his hand up and down rapidly until he cums

Dude I was so horny last nite, my bitch gave me an American trucker

by Mother fucker jones January 6, 2013

American Trash

An American who believes the world revolves around them. They generally believe anything they read in books, watch on TV or any other source. These people are mostly uneducated, ignorant, dense and lazy. American trash, in a nutshell, is an uneducated, dense, lazy and ignorant American who believes the world revolves around them.

That guy is such American trash.

by Billy Bob Joe Jonson June 12, 2017