Alfie Hazzard

small ginger prick who eats anus you dog now meow for me kitten UwU

person 1: NIGGER
alfie hazzard :NIGGER NIGGER NIGGER

by HarrySmi August 5, 2024

alfie kingsman

a sexy man with a large erect penis

hey alfie kingsman is a nice guy

by hdkdldofjnfncncncnf January 1, 2023

Alfie Evans

He is the gayest bean out there. I guess he is sorta nice sometimes, but he drinks and confesses his love to you a lot. He barely shows up to school and when he does, it is memorable.

“Who is that penguin-walking bean?”
“That’s Alfie Evans!”

by Bobtheminion October 3, 2022

Alfie Turner

Alfie Turner is a very small man with a massive penis , some would say ginormous

“Holy shit look Alfie Turner’s massive wang”

by JackMate July 9, 2022

Alfie Chalmers

A person with a stupendous dumptruck and astronomical rizz

Look its Alfie Chalmers, he's so sexy

by Floppy404 March 27, 2023

Alfie Goddard

He is very hot and is way more handsome than kate fr and he is fit and cool and sexy and cool and has big willy

Alfie Goddard has big willy kate is so lucky

by Sexyhotfitalfiefr November 9, 2022

Alfie

A small dog with a perverse penchant for approaching and continuously sexually harassing larger, older dogs.

That dog in Portmarnock is a right Alfie

by WeLoveDeNortside April 10, 2022