Adam is a massive faggot batty man virgin which will do anything to get a negative reaction out of you. He most likely plays Fortnite in his mams basement.
by BorrisMcMorris December 28, 2019

Adams are the best guys you’ll ever meet! They are really outgoing and fun, they’re very creative, cute and immensely sexy. They have the most gorgeous eyes you’ll ever see and the cutest smile EVER!! If you’ve got one in your life don’t let go of them because your very lucky! They are very forgiving for the ones they love and don’t make war but create peace.
If you have one in your life (friend or boyfriend or family) then becarful, although they are forgiving, they get upset easily. They are the best people on this planet and also the best kissers.
They are practically perfect in every way (like Marry Poppins)
If you have one in your life (friend or boyfriend or family) then becarful, although they are forgiving, they get upset easily. They are the best people on this planet and also the best kissers.
They are practically perfect in every way (like Marry Poppins)
Girl: Have you seen that super sexy cute Guy over there staring at you??!
Girl: Yeah that’s my boyfriend Adam, please stop checking him out
Girl: Yeah that’s my boyfriend Adam, please stop checking him out
by Sweetie2203 June 30, 2018

a plonko
Adam: Hi
Everyone: Omg, it's Adam the plonko!
Adam: No u
Everyone: NO UR A PLONKO AND YOU CAN'T DENY IT
Adam: :(
Everyone: Lol
Everyone: Omg, it's Adam the plonko!
Adam: No u
Everyone: NO UR A PLONKO AND YOU CAN'T DENY IT
Adam: :(
Everyone: Lol
by aDUMB. May 15, 2019

by BallSackDingDongUrMom December 30, 2017

by evanhassmallballs March 20, 2009

The anti-christ (Anti-Ochus), someone who is bad at everything.
He should be punched in the shoulder once a day, and whenever he does something stupid.
Although every first and last wednesday of the month you should be nothing but nice to him, since he goes through so much s*** for every other day of the month.
He has ten toes and horns on his ten fingers that are not visible.
He should be punched in the shoulder once a day, and whenever he does something stupid.
Although every first and last wednesday of the month you should be nothing but nice to him, since he goes through so much s*** for every other day of the month.
He has ten toes and horns on his ten fingers that are not visible.
Scenario 1:
Hugh G. Dick: Hey look it's Adam!
S1L3Nt Str1K3r: No don't look into its eyes!
Scenario 2:
Adam: Hey guys!!!
Hugh G. Dick: Get away from me!
Scenario 3:
(It is the first wednesday of the month.)
Hugh G. Dick: Hey wassup Adam? You are such a pal!!
Hugh G. Dick: Hey look it's Adam!
S1L3Nt Str1K3r: No don't look into its eyes!
Scenario 2:
Adam: Hey guys!!!
Hugh G. Dick: Get away from me!
Scenario 3:
(It is the first wednesday of the month.)
Hugh G. Dick: Hey wassup Adam? You are such a pal!!
by salsaman45 November 14, 2011
