anal-curious

One who is intrigued with, has a fascination with or an outright desire to experiment with anal sex. Can exist in varying degrees but for many, the right setting can cause one to fully engage.
Matt: You know, I'm just not sure about Betty. When we have sex, I usually tickle the rosebud and she sure gets all breathy and into it but when the helmet gets close, she pushes me away!
Bill: Sounds like she's anal-curious Matt. Just relax, make sure the mood is right, have plenty of lube and before you know it, you'll be cornholing her like a trooper!
by Dik Fitzwell April 26, 2008
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anal-glaucoma

another word for taking a sick day from work or school when you really aren't sick
I called work and took an anal-glaucoma day. I'm still hung over from last night.

I took an anal-glaucoma day from school. I just could not see my ass anywhere but home today.
by Raina Thomas September 04, 2007
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anal bifida

Anal bifida is an unbelievable defect caused by the incomplete formation of the assholium during proctogenesis. If the anal aperture is freakishly flabby, some portion of the rectum may cantilever like a festive pink party balloon beyond the anal chasm.

Anal bifida is one of the bifidas.
She is gorgeous despite her anal bifida.

Anal bifida: We will find a cure!
by rod sewert September 02, 2010
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anal syrup

The whitish stuff that comes out of the anus after an intense anal pounding, provided proper rectum cleansing. Some inexperienced kids might think it's anal cum, but of course that is ridiculous. The opposite of anal mustard.
She surely got fucked in the ass as some anal syrup in her pants showed.
by lilijor January 10, 2016
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Anal badgers

Badgers who crawl into ones ani or anuses and eat shit. very common
HOLY FUCKING SHIT THERES ANAL BADGERS EATING MY SHIT IN MY ANUS
by Oiytefjge July 25, 2014
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Anal hemorrhage

This is the bleeding or hemorrhage(another word for bleeding) from the anus or anal cavity.
Mrs. cherry had an operation a couple days ago to stop her anal hemorrhage.
by xbballbrandon23x July 17, 2009
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Anal Popcan

Lubricating a popcan that has been shaken violently and placing it into the rectum.
Man I just had the best Anal Popcan, it was exploding inside of me.
by Flemdaddy February 09, 2011
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