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Adam, always funny and never knows what’s happening. Makes the weirdest and dirtiest jokes you can imagine!!!! He so the meme master and for some reason loves Hollister. Adam is so random but always makes someone smile no matter the situation. And of course he is a legend and a gangster road man.
Adam is special
Adam by AnnieMc March 31, 2019
This is based on a true story. You all say Adams are such good people. They're so handsome, they care about you! I don't believe that. My Adam broke up with me just so he can be with another girl. A girl that he liked the whole time in out relationship...And the week of the break up he cuddled with the girl that he liked. RIGHT AFTER THE BREAKUP!!!!! He would just be mean to me just too get me to break up with him, he was being a wuss. And that didn't even work soooo. I smell a pussyyyy. but yeah. He did so many bad things too me, but that would be too long to write. Overall they're assholes.
Oh my god, i'm so sorry Adam did that too you!
Adam by THIS BITVCH July 11, 2019
Adam is a greedy, disgustin', aries nerd. He's one of those guys that jsut comes up to you and says "Hey cumber what's the dew?!"
"ADAM!!!!!"
Adam by Kitty55555 October 8, 2019
Adam is a person who creeps people out and is self centric. He usually gets mad over simple shit and will not talk to you for days over little shit.
Adam got pissed about being o bombed
Adam by DJ_Cornflakes December 6, 2019
A man with HUGE nostrils.
"Hey Adam, hows your luck with the ladies?"

"Not very good, my nostrils ruin it all.
Adam by sexytoelover69 May 4, 2020
stinky parsnip looks like a chicko trys to make everone laugh small willy
adam
adam by Adam parsnip April 10, 2021