An Adam is a romantic sociopath, stringing along multiple women at the same time. He pretends he's a small town boy, not too smart, but is a really a saavy master manipulator. He'll sleep with anything, anyone, anywhere. Cheats regularly. Pretends to be moral, warm and caring but has a complete lack of empathy for anyone. An Adam is a selfish prick. Has no interest in friends unless they can do something for him. An Adam believes he is perfect in everyway when, in reality, the devil wouldn't want him in hell.
Wait! You have a wife, an ex-wife, a mistress, a long distance relationship, a fuck buddy at work AND you troll dating sites for threesomes? Dude! You're such and Adam!
by No1atall November 09, 2012
a short geeky, wimpy, boy, (often gay) especially one with speech problems. usually obsessed with geeky things such as star wars and writing gay books. constantly makes an ass of himself and initiates fights for no reason, often annoying other people he doesn'k know in the process
Adam: OMG look its that guy that played Luke Skywalker!
or
Adam: OMFG I can't believe how obnoctious you think I am... go to hell *five minutes later to a random person* that guys an ass... go kick his ass for me.. I'm scared to.
or
Adam: OMFG I can't believe how obnoctious you think I am... go to hell *five minutes later to a random person* that guys an ass... go kick his ass for me.. I'm scared to.
by tayjudithxoxo April 12, 2008
An Adam is someone who is a true blessing in your life. When you first meet him, he may seem shy and secluded, but once you get to know him you won’t be able to get him to stop talking. An Adam is always down for a good time and truly cares about the people he loves. Sometimes he’ll go through hard times and may distance himself from those he cares about. An Adam doesn’t want to show his emotions, especially when it involves letting his people know he cares about them. Overall, Adam is one of the most amazing people you’ll ever meet and a friend who will be by your side through thick and thin. Never let him go.
Adam has W rizz
by theatrekidwithfriends March 05, 2023
by KSILikesKFC October 08, 2019