kevin

some dumbass nigga that said he was gon shoot up sum bumass school in yonkers . niggas was all wallin said he had 12 days too prepare fym you got 12 days kevin . anywho he got expelled .

person 1: YO ITS KEVIN

*niggas through they shawtys in front of them to save themselves* (selfish ass niggas)

by ILOVEDICK , EATMYPUSSYNIGGA October 16, 2019

Kevin

This motherfucker would leave you in a heartbeat to go SIMP over more than 1 girl.

Friend 1: Hey, have you seen Kevin?

Friend 2: The motherfucker left mid-game to go SIMP over some chick he'll never get.

Friend 1: Bruh, what a SIMP.

by Tyler big gay April 9, 2020

Kevin

The name of the only guy to love cum more than anyone in existence, in the universe, in all realities and dimensions, ever of all time.

"I love cum!" -Kevin

Kevin loves cum.

by Fleekwood Mac June 16, 2018

Kevin

Gayest nigga ou their and sucks dick all day every day. Sucks at giving blowjobs but is good at riding dick

Kevin rides my dick

by Gayest nigga October 22, 2019

Kevin

Kevin is a good guy with great intentions but he lets his emotions get the best of him. He is a very VERY sensitive little boy and he needs lots of love and affection to make him feel happy. He gets hurt very easily but always tells you hes alright even if you know hes lying. Sometimes when you feel like everything is going ok Kevin comes along and ruins it but you know you cant say anything because you dont want to hurt his heart.

Whats wrong with Kevin?

Oh hes just a lil sensitive

by Lil old ladies loving me September 30, 2018

Kevin

Kevin is a huge douche and bullies people when he’s young he will end up sad and lonely and depressed in the future

Gosh have you heard of the new kid he’s a Kevin

by Kevin is a jerk!!!!!! October 5, 2019

Kevin

A guy who is funny, smart, and great with the ladies. He is one of the coolest people you will ever know in your whole lifetime. He is also a sex god, and he has a huge penis. All the girls want his cock. He is basically the equivalent to Chuck Norris, except in mortal form.

That guy is really cool and sexy! What a Kevin!

by kevando June 20, 2009