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floor rule

An un-written rule given to the amount of time food can be consumed after falling onto the floor. You should pick up the food quickly if you want to eat it. Usually 3-10 seconds before it is deemed to dirty to eat.
"Shit i dropped my toast on the floor"
"Quick dude pick it up. 5 second floor rule!"
by Some DUDE!!!!@ September 17, 2006
mugGet the floor rulemug.

Floor licker

One who is of an outcast of the social world; who with no friends.
Man, that guy was such a floor licker.
by wakytaco12 May 16, 2016
mugGet the Floor lickermug.

Hardwood Flooring

Verb: Hardwood Flooring is the act of displaying one's large thick rock hard blood-engorged penis in such a manner that the viewer, usually female, is totally awestruck, or "floored". Hardwood Flooring can be used to jumpstart a relationship, or to entice said viewer to engage the "hard wood" with either the mouth, vagina, or sometimes anus.
"Man, that bitch at the party was cold as ice, paying no attention to anyone, then a dude got her attention with some Hardwood Flooring. That changed her little tune, alright."

"I had no idea that Lawrence was gay. I mean, I really don't care, but when I saw his response to Hardwood Flooring I was really surprised."
by That Dude That Knows August 27, 2020
mugGet the Hardwood Flooringmug.

4rd floor

The floor 3 stories up from the 1st floor
MR FRIRND WAS ON THE 4RD FLOOR OF SCHOOL WHEN THE FIRE ALARM WEHNT OFF
by Rill GiktokExcelticus November 22, 2016
mugGet the 4rd floormug.

floor moth

A person who makes something up to get attention. Like a moth fluttering on the floor like it has an injured wing and you try to save it and it begins to fly.
Person 1: omg I think I broke my ankle in gym today.
Person 2: stop being such a floor moth. Youre Fine.
by theorigitheoriginalpoptart April 25, 2015
mugGet the floor mothmug.

floor cherry

Your first time getting fucked on the floor of a dirty bathroom.
“We were at a Trump rally last night and had my first floor cherry in the bathroom.”
by Valickulher July 14, 2020
mugGet the floor cherrymug.

the door in the floor

when you drink too much realized you have no pants on and then pass out face up on the door
man he really had a door on the floor that night.
by jerold dean November 21, 2004
mugGet the the door in the floormug.

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