Darren suchdeo

person who likes to go kachow on everybody

Darren suchdeo won the Piston Cup

by Kachow I should win the P cup December 12, 2018

Darren

People named Darren are antisocial, pathetic, and sad. However, all Darren's are horny bastards who want to have intercourse, but never get it. Sadly, Darren's are confined to sketchy porn sites that give viruses, due to their unsuccessful nature in the bedroom. Nevertheless, Darren's may get some sexual activity, in the form of ugly girls. This is because these 'ugly girls' are desperate, and have lots of std's.

Hot Girl: Oh my god, is that a Darren over there. He's sooooo gross

Ugly Girl: What... He is not ugly... I would f*** him soooo hard

Hot Girl: You are soooo gross...

by XXX Horny Bastard XXX June 4, 2017

darren

an idiot that plays minecraft in the middle of class and is a dick about it when someone asks

don't you hate darren

by max is a dick March 3, 2022

Darren

Darren is a weird mixture of elements. Darren’s are know to have a werid taste of humor but still tend be fun. Darren’s are known to make an abundance of mistakes and screw ups, but overtime Darren’s can adapt to there screw ups. A Darren’s natural response to argument with his homies is ether acting like a complete and utter smart ass or just turning to outta pocket shit (usually prejudice comments, though he is also a person of color 💀) to try and win the argument. Likes a lot of music, but 70s through 90s African American music always goes hard for Darren. Darren likes to spend time at home, ether playin mk with his homeboy or taking walks to the park to play frisbee.

•oh shit, I pulled a Darren

by Dcjames November 21, 2023

Darren

A super funny and amazing friend, who will always go over and beyond for those around him. He loves to work out and he could eat meat every day if he could. Great fashion, funny with his little quirks, and always gives more than he expects in return. Would sacrifice his sleep for you. Thrive off deep conversations.

"Darren is such an amazing friend"

"Yeah! I agree, I'm so thankful to have a Darren in my life"

by Matchalatte123 November 23, 2021

Darren Criss Fan

just the smartest people ever. that's all

that girl is a big "Darren Criss Fan" she's so cool

by nies October 28, 2018

Darren

A local gypsy with 3 rotten teeth and a hobbies consisting of shagging muffin top dayna and ramming JCB’s into ATM’s

That gypsy no teeth looks like a Darren

by Bobby grayzy November 23, 2021