shaving a watermelon

An euphemism of going home.

Jack was shaving a watermelon.

by bonelesspizza October 22, 2016

watermelon flesh

A red-ass vagina.

Her vagina was so red that it looked like watermelon flesh

by Minecraft1238 February 17, 2019

underripe watermelon

looks good on the outside, looks delish, you get inside and its green, filled with thick black pips and it sour!

(attention whore, self obsessed, annoying and dosnt know how to stfu)

that boy is an underripe watermelon

by insulthoover April 25, 2022

Watermelon Gang

Formed in the early days of the 20's, the WMG started when three members from competing meme families joined forces to put an end to overly motivational quotes found on the interwebs.

The WMG seeks to level the cyber playing field with dank memes and sarcasm.

Person 1: What the heck is with all these watermelons I keep seeing.
Person 2: Looks like the work of the WMG.
Person 3: Watermelon Gang strikes again.

by Wu-termelon November 18, 2020

watermelon cocaine

this is more superior than watermelon sugar better more addictive and good for sniffing

me:snifffffffffff
friend:what are you on

me:watermrelon cocaine
friend:give me some of that

ten minutes later
friend:sniffffffffffffffffffffffffffffffffffffffffffffffffffffffffffffffffffffffffffff
disclamer sniffffffffffffffffing this shit is goooood watermelon sugar is shit
disclamer the last guy was an addict and soooooo as iiiiii

watermelon cocaine is watermelon flavored cocaine

by taxfrauder2000 May 30, 2021

Watermelon 😨

Watermelon is a fridge 😨

Oh no it's a watermelon 😨

by PutinLover69 February 25, 2022

hairy watermelon

A insane sex act between two consenting adults! The hairy watermelon is as erotic as Dolphins PSI, Cat Barbs and Dungeons and Dragons.

You haven't lived till you've experienced a hairy watermelon!

I can't believe I walked in on them doing the hairy watermelon!!

Just because I went out with you doesn't mean there is going to be any hairy watermelon tonight!!

by MarySanderson September 01, 2018