Southern Mushrooms

That sweet smell having sex with a redneck girl

Damn that bitch was like rolling in southern mushrooms.

by Kat Fitch April 14, 2022

southern valentine

a classy blow job.

like a jersey valentine, but given in lingerie. no tramp stamp should be visible. effuses a combined air of hospitality, obeisance, and bearing.

After dinner last night, my wife presented me with a cocktail and a southern valentine.

by toosexyformyglasses January 28, 2011

summer southern

Someone amazing beautiful outgoing smart and smiles alot

Damn summer Southern is amazing she's a blessing

by Youngblood879 March 08, 2017

southern champagne

A Southern way of saying Coca-Cola.

Q: Is that southern champagne you're drinking in research class?
A: Yes, yes it is.

by Mr. Mac&Cheese January 19, 2016

Southern strolling

The exact opposite of nordic walking (a total body version of walking that is performed with specially designed walking poles similar to ski poles). While southern strolling one holds one hand in the other behind his back and automatically decreases walking speed by about 30%. Southern strolling increases the personal well being and stimulates philosophical talk when done in a group.

It's a beautiful Sunday, how about a little southern strolling down at the lake?

by sultanolli March 10, 2019

southern poison

whiskey.

I just want to drown you out
With southern poison

by G Love and the Special Sauce June 15, 2012

Southern Ohio

The bar fight was invented here by William Bar. Fight and a person is only allowed inside if they are wearing cowboy-type clothing and has a degree in dikerin, snake rattlin, or goat/deer fuckin.

Let's go to Southern Ohio to drink some beers and fuck some deers.

by IllumiLogos March 14, 2021