by Babygirlreed April 28, 2016
Person 1: "Brooooo, I'm hooking up with Amy tonight!"
Person 2: "Oh nice dude, she's so hot!"
Person 1: "Tell me about it, I'm going to need a quick safety wank before going to her place."
Person 2: "Oh nice dude, she's so hot!"
Person 1: "Tell me about it, I'm going to need a quick safety wank before going to her place."
by BicBoi4000 August 27, 2021
by LTCFA November 25, 2017
The time spent smoking weed when you are expected elsewhere. Most common at the workplace, behind a building our in a car. Starts with a few people and quickly gains a crowd. Moist recognized by the huddle with smoke
by chonie pockets July 19, 2019
Food eaten after a night of drinking to ensure you do not blow numbers the following morning. Prevalent with Australian Miners after a hard night at the wet mess.
1: Dude, be careful you're drinking a fair few, you don't want to blow over in the morning.
2: No worries man, I'll make myself a safety sandwich.
1: Sweet, good idea! Pass me a drink.
2: No worries man, I'll make myself a safety sandwich.
1: Sweet, good idea! Pass me a drink.
by piccoli September 27, 2012
The act of discarding the first square of toilet paper while in a bathroom. This removes the outside chance that the last patron touched that piece while removing toilet paper for his own use. This becomes especially important when using a public restroom. Also can be referred to as s-squared.
"Hey man, you better practice safety-squaring when you're done in there."
"Of course I s-squared, what do you think I am?"
"Of course I s-squared, what do you think I am?"
by UWbadgers16 February 19, 2009
"I've been super nervous about moving to a new city, but I saw a safety fly this morning so I know I'll be okay."
by chicbird January 02, 2017