hood mouse

a young hood rat, somebody who pretends to be mature. who tries to act grown beyond their years by dressing slutty, or giving up the poon easily.

look at that hood mouse thinkin she cute

by Kimi is your fucken queen August 13, 2006

Mouse Potatoe

Like a couch potatoe but someone who sits on the computer all day instead of the TV.

Ever since Russell got World of Warcraft he has turned into such a mouse potatoe.

by Myke Hubbard April 18, 2006

Modest Mouse

They've always been godly. However, with their latest album, "We Were Dead Before The Ship Even Sank", they have reached a new level of godliness. They have reached the Cthulhu level of godliness. I would sacrifice newborn children to them if they requested it, and I consider myself lawful good. I would give myself up sexually to all the members if they requested it, and I'm not homosexual. They have the uncanny ability to become incredibly popular, yet at the same time remain completely and totally indie. They are awesomeness incarnate.

Isaac Brock: You just had a son, right?

Me: Yes, my master Isaac.

Isaac Brock: Sacrifice him to the glory of Modest Mouse!

Me: Yes, my master Isaac.

by Rbcok Siaac December 9, 2008

Mickey Mouse

To fix a broken cigarette by emptying out the tobacco from the half of the cigarette with the filter and stuffing the other half into it. Only works if the cigarette is broken near the filter.

"Dude I'm low on cigs, don't look down on me cause I need to Mickey Mouse this broken one."

by aye girl lemme see January 6, 2009

Mouse milking

A task requiring a great deal of effort resulting in very little return.

The new project my manager gave me is just mouse milking.

by mikit April 30, 2008

Mickey Mouse

Repairied in an unsuitable fashion.
Duct taped together or jury rigged.

1st Dude: Can you fix my bike?
2nd Dude: Sure.
2nd Dude: Here, I'm done.
1st Dude: Dude you mickey moused it!
2nd Dude: Your welcome

by James Sheridan April 19, 2005

Wedding Mouse

A tampon that was thrown across the room in a fit of passion during one's wedding night only to be found a year (or more) later and mistaken for the decaying corpse of a mouse.

Uncle Smelly jumped at the sight of the wedding mouse in terror, only realizing it was their own.

by kaielforawhile March 25, 2021